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RebekahBrooke

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 19 July 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4449
  • Number of comments : 293
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About RebekahBrooke : Hey, I'm Rebekah. I like reading, writing, animals, music. I'm a vegetarian!
My favorite people on FML are:
DocBastard
perdix
Djoorte
sweet_candy_
every1luvsboners
dolphincheddar
smartalek
I can be a total grammar Nazi.(:
i hte ppl tht tlk lyk dis.
Message me. But I use my iPod so your chances of a reply mayyyy be small. :D
Im very sarcastic at times, take what I say with a grain of salt.
I don't like fights.
I'm not religious. Cant stand bible thumpers.

So, thanks for visiting, stalkers!
Got my first FML published. :) Check one off the bucket list! ;D

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RebekahBrooke's favorite FMLs

Today, to avoid looking like a loser in front of his friends who all have girlfriends, my brother made up a perfect relationship. He asked me to give him a hickey in exchange for 50 euros. Our parents walked in on us. FML

#19561833
329 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11332) - you deserved it (38243) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/02/2012 at 1:06am - love - by Flip (woman) - France (Rhone-Alpes)

Today, to avoid looking like a loser in front of his friends who all have girlfriends, my brother made up a perfect relationship. He asked me to give him a hickey in exchange for 50 euros. Our parents walked in on us. FML

#19561833
329 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11332) - you deserved it (38243) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/02/2012 at 1:06am - love - by Flip (woman) - France (Rhone-Alpes)

Today, I had to re-grade a student's assignments because neither he, nor his parents can read "Spanish." I'd written in cursive. FML

#19324505
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25897) - you deserved it (3424)

On 03/22/2012 at 1:13am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I had an upset stomach. I lay down in bed with a bucket nearby just in case. Later on, the urge to vomit overcame me, and I puked into the bucket. I realised too late that my cat had chosen to sleep in it. He jumped out and spread vomit all over my apartment. FML

#18716901
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34286) - you deserved it (4601) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/05/2012 at 3:40pm - animals - by Fat_abott - France

Today, I walked in on my daughter eating a handful of styrofoam packing pellets, because she thought they were Christmas candy. She's fourteen. What's next, eating rocks? FML

#18588984
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23361) - you deserved it (4027)

On 12/23/2011 at 1:23pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend took me to dinner and near the end, he pulled out a long, rectangular box. Thinking it was a necklace, I got very excited. It was a wand. FML

#18501609
295 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21263) - you deserved it (12430)

On 12/13/2011 at 7:26am - love - by reallyman__639 - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I started my first day as a waitress. After getting my ass slapped, drinks and food spilled over me, and being tripped by a bratty kid, my tips were stolen. FML

#17764475
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32788) - you deserved it (2200)

On 09/17/2011 at 1:13pm - work - by RebekahBrooke - United States

Today, I met an old friend from high school and his hot girlfriend. I jokingly said she must be blind to go out with him. His response: "Yeah, she is." FML

#17728499
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18511) - you deserved it (31840)

On 09/12/2011 at 3:25pm - misc - by aru9 - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was at a pie auction. During it, I had to hold a pie in a glass case to be sold. In the middle of the auction, I raised my hand to scratch my face, and dropped the pie and broke the glass. It was worth $1000. FML

#17714395
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21928) - you deserved it (11571)

On 09/10/2011 at 9:18pm - money - by calebeutsler - United States (Texas)

Today, I saw a cute girl working register at my regular coffee shop and politely asked the her for her number. I was brutally rejected. A few minutes later, a douchebag with a popped collar approached her with a cheesy pickup line and left with not only her number, but a free frappe. FML

#17431204
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34587) - you deserved it (5135)

On 08/10/2011 at 5:10pm - love - by 6u174r_d00d - United States

Today, our power went out due to some severe storms. My daughter, who is 18, asked me why the lights on the car still worked. FML

#17333376
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34773) - you deserved it (8894)

On 08/01/2011 at 4:18pm - misc - by OhDeary (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. They grabbed and lifted me in the air, about to throw me in the pool. My iPhone was in my pocket, so I screamed "MY PHONE!" They paused so I could gently throw it onto a deck chair. It bounced, hit the concrete, and cracked its screen. FML

#17332249
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26122) - you deserved it (10635)

On 08/01/2011 at 2:12pm - misc - by howniceofyou (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my sister confessed to me that she sold some of my old shirts to the girl who's stalking me. This explains why I got a note that read, "I have your scent, now I can track you." FML

#16965226
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40652) - you deserved it (2587)

On 07/03/2011 at 8:27pm - misc - by beablue18 - Germany (Rheinland-Pfalz)

Today, I had the most exciting dream of my life. I was dreaming about catching a shiny charmander. I'm 15, and instead of dreaming of girls, I'm dreaming of Pokémon. FML

#16909818
460 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29217) - you deserved it (16373)

On 06/29/2011 at 1:47pm - misc - by wispywee - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I ran out of breath while mowing the lawn. I was on a riding lawn mower. FML

#16650975
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9310) - you deserved it (47985)

On 06/13/2011 at 9:08pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)



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