Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Rebecca1993

Search for a member

Rebecca1993

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 29 May 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1662
  • Number of comments : 68
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Rebecca1993 : I live in Happy Happy Gay Super Happy Town, North Carolina. Really sucks here. This is my constant FML.

Rebecca1993's page activity

Visits<b>Tyde</b> - the 08/26/2014 at 4:15pm<b>mattc99</b> - the 08/26/2014 at 7:42am<b>DepartmentStore</b> - the 08/24/2014 at 11:46am<b>smashitkk</b> - the 08/20/2014 at 3:40am<b>sybyabraham</b> - the 08/18/2014 at 10:59pm<b>Zero_TAlent_</b> - the 07/11/2014 at 10:41am<b>rastasteph</b> - the 06/29/2014 at 2:24am<b>Leo619</b> - the 06/27/2014 at 10:47pm<b>vincentvamp</b> - the 06/14/2014 at 12:25am<b>garage</b> - the 06/05/2014 at 6:53pm<b>PickMeUpAPilEh</b> - the 05/23/2014 at 12:41am<b>KingLewisII</b> - the 04/20/2014 at 11:30pm<b>i_wuz_nver_here</b> - the 04/20/2014 at 9:22pm<b>RyanMoline</b> - the 04/04/2014 at 6:27pm<b>forsaken74</b> - the 03/26/2014 at 12:27am<b>Rozay333</b> - the 03/25/2014 at 7:26pm<b>Mynameislinh</b> - the 03/08/2014 at 12:35am<b>madmaddi147</b> - the 03/03/2014 at 10:04pm

Rebecca1993's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

Rebecca1993's favorite FMLs

Today, while at work at a maternity and baby clothes store, I was supposed to send out an email about our "Beat the Clock" sale. After it was sent to over 500 people, I realized that I'd misspelled the subject line. It read, "Beat the Cock Sale." FML

#7336635
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11724) - you deserved it (28372)

On 01/14/2010 at 10:55am - work - by Oops (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was at work and I had to take a dump. Since I was the only person in the bathroom, I started singing, "I'm taking a poopy-poop poop poop poop." I was not the only person in the bathroom. FML

#7050962
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8090) - you deserved it (56944)

On 12/31/2009 at 3:06am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my mom revealed to me that when I was in Preschool, I used to get caught in the bathroom with little boys while I was feeling their "no no" area. I was giving hand jobs to boys before I could read. FML

#6768891
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28205) - you deserved it (6924)

On 12/15/2009 at 9:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)



FML's blog

  • FML's Labor Day BBQ
  • The first Monday of September is a holiday in some countries, and is supposed to celebrate Labor Day. So, this means you do nothing to celebrate doing something. I'm confused.  For those of us who…

Monday 1 September 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: