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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 29 May 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1950
  • Number of comments : 68
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Rebecca1993 : I live in Happy Happy Gay Super Happy Town, North Carolina. Really sucks here. This is my constant FML.

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Today, while at work at a maternity and baby clothes store, I was supposed to send out an email about our "Beat the Clock" sale. After it was sent to over 500 people, I realized that I'd misspelled the subject line. It read, "Beat the Cock Sale." FML


I agree, your life sucks (13464) - you deserved it (30957)

On 01/14/2010 at 10:55am - work - by Oops (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was at work and I had to take a dump. Since I was the only person in the bathroom, I started singing, "I'm taking a poopy-poop poop poop poop." I was not the only person in the bathroom. FML


I agree, your life sucks (9293) - you deserved it (60942)

On 12/31/2009 at 3:06am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my mom revealed to me that when I was in Preschool, I used to get caught in the bathroom with little boys while I was feeling their "no no" area. I was giving hand jobs to boys before I could read. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32048) - you deserved it (7418)

On 12/15/2009 at 9:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

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