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by anonymous / 09/13/2011 at 8:07pm / United States (Tennessee) / Intimacy
by bouda / 05/15/2011 at 2:19pm / France (Centre) / Animals
by woahitbechels / 04/24/2011 at 9:10pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
by embarassed / 04/20/2011 at 11:24pm / United States / Health
by asdfjkl / 04/15/2011 at 3:51pm / United States (North Carolina) / Work
Today, my boyfriend finally let me take his dog on a walk, after two years of not trusting me to keep her safe. During the walk, a car drove by, causing her to run after it and pulling the leash out of my hand. Five hours later, and I still can't find her. FML
by ciararow / 04/14/2011 at 7:29pm / United States / Animals
by Omegared / 04/14/2011 at 6:12pm / United States / Health
by Anonymous / 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm / United Kingdom (Wiltshire) / Geek
by mylifeissad / 12/29/2009 at 9:10pm / United States (Maine) / Miscellaneous
by Tootsy_Roll_Pop / 05/23/2009 at 12:15pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was in IKEA, furniture shopping with my dad. He was looking at one couch that was particularly small. I said "dad that couch is for like a midget." I look over to see a midget looking at me, sitting on the same couch in a different color. He definitely heard me. FML
by Nikki / 04/04/2009 at 11:40pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
- Today, at 11:30 p.m., after a 5-hour train journey to get back to Paris carrying a suitcase that’s… Today, I’m teaching French in a university in India. One of the students asked me if Paris was the… Today, on the road in China, I committed a small offense. A cop saw me, stopped me and told me that…