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Reauxg
  • Town/Country : Dallas, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 67
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Reauxg : I enjoy laughing at other people's misery. And music. I enjoy music too.

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Today, my boyfriend announced to me he was sleeping with another girl via alphabet soup. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41722) - you deserved it (3143)

On 11/24/2013 at 11:01am - love - by fries - United States (New York)

Today, I was cussed out by a customer who was unhappy, and he asked to speak with my manager. When I told him I owned the store, he said that that was the problem. Apparently women are "too flaky" to run a bakery properly. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39769) - you deserved it (2556)

On 11/20/2013 at 2:59am - work - by bakingwomannnnnnnn (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while taking a walk in the forest, someone approached me and asked to borrow the knife I had clipped to my pocket. I happily obliged, assuming he just needed it as a tool. Instead, he used the knife to mug me, taking my cellphone and my wallet. I was robbed with my own knife. FML



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