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RealZA

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 23 March 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 778
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I went to get my midterm essay grade thinking I couldn't have made lower than a B. Got to class and my douchebag professor gave me an F. He wrote "Best essay I read, would've been an A if it was the right topic." I wrote on the Industrial Revolution, instead of the Scientific Revolution. FML

#303227
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22851) - you deserved it (78621)

On 03/13/2009 at 2:08pm - misc - by Bamamomma01 (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, my father came back from a business trip in Canada. He handed me an "I Love Canada" pen. He brought back an xbox 360 for my younger brother. FML

#70401
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56099) - you deserved it (2465)

On 02/18/2009 at 5:59pm - misc - by lalalee (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I spent 2 minutes struggling to cork a wine bottle for one of my tables only to have them eventually point out to me that the bottle was a twist-off. FML

#45104
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I agree, your life sucks (6727) - you deserved it (27688)

On 02/15/2009 at 1:06am - misc - by sillybrohos (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, at work, I received an email telling me that viewing porn websites was prohibited and was a good enough reason to fire me. FML

#285
56 comments

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On 11/12/2008 at 2:53am - work - by bipbip - Sent from mobile version

Today, it appears that my girlfriend visited an internet web page called "How to confess to having an affair." FML

#80
64 comments

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On 10/27/2008 at 5:08am - love - by damnit - United States (Texas)

Today, I got braces fitted. For the next two years, I'll be the most handsome guy on earth. FML

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184 comments

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:23am - misc - by bym -

Today, I thought it was yesterday, I went to school for nothing. FML

#10
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:22am - misc - by RaYan -



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