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RealZA's favorite FMLs
Today, I was recovering from an operation. After I felt better, I checked my phone. There were 35 missed calls and angry text messages from my boyfriend asking why I wasn't at his house to cook his dinner. FML
by mrsfantastic / 09/12/2010 at 10:02am / United Kingdom / Love
by whatheffers / 07/07/2010 at 12:40pm / United States (New Jersey) / Love
by greenblue90 / 06/14/2010 at 9:50am / United States (Ohio) / Health
by kaycie_lynn / 02/18/2010 at 8:11pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
by inthedark / 02/09/2010 at 12:53pm / Canada (Alberta) / Kids
by pissfaced / 01/02/2010 at 8:41am / New Zealand (Wellington) / Miscellaneous
Today, I saw a YouTube video of a guy scratching a knife and a screwdriver on his iPod, and at the end he showed how there were no scratches and the screen was still clean. I took my iPod touch and did the same with a knife. It didn't work. FML
by MgmEboy / 09/19/2009 at 5:36pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was on a 12 hour trans-Atlantic flight overseas. I asked the flight attendant where this rancid smell was coming from. The guy sitting next to me started laughing, saying, "Sorry, something I ate is not agreeing with me." This was hour 1 of the flight. FML
by whatsmccraken / 09/10/2009 at 8:37am / Taiwan (T'ai-wan) / Transportation
Today, while walking through the park, a little boy came running up to me and hit me in the nuts with a stick. I fell on the ground and looked up just in time to see his mom giving him the thumbs up with a smile on her face. FML
by bbbkingsey / 07/23/2009 at 3:10am / United States (Florida) / Kids
Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to see a movie. He said he was busy that day, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me is making out and kicking my seat. I turn around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML
by frankfukhergood / 07/09/2009 at 1:49am / Canada / Miscellaneous
by marriedwithfamily / 06/29/2009 at 8:57pm / United States (Connecticut) / Holidays
Today, I was finally going to fall asleep at a decent hour. Having insomnia, I generally get about 2 hours of sleep. Right as I'm about to fall asleep, 5 firetrucks decide to drive right in front of my house with the sirens/lights on. FML
by insomniac / 06/19/2009 at 2:41am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was eating at a restaurant in town, when this small boy starts looking at me. I simply smiled and went back to eating, only to hear out of the corner of my ear, "Daddy, why does that kids face look like that"? He said it so loud 3 tables next to us turned and looked. FML
by maximumpower / 03/14/2009 at 9:46pm / United States (New York) / Kids
Today, I went to get my midterm essay grade thinking I couldn't have made lower than a B. Got to class and my douchebag professor gave me an F. He wrote "Best essay I read, would've been an A if it was the right topic." I wrote on the Industrial Revolution, instead of the Scientific Revolution. FML
by Bamamomma01 / 03/13/2009 at 2:08pm / United States (Alabama) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was fired from my job because I, in my bosses words, "Abided by company policy to such an…