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RealZA

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 23 March 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1343
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today , I went to McDonalds and ordered a happy meal with a grl's toy. The high school grls behind the counter said I was too old to be served one , and I had to go home and explain to my sick daughter y she didn't get her toy. FML

#19401139
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39530) - you deserved it (4556)

On 04/03/2012 at 1:48pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

I bought weed 4 the frst time. The dealer was an undercover cop. FML

while I was on the up escalator a small woman in front of me farted directly into mah face. FML

#17884262
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31556) - you deserved it (3025)

On 10/02/2011 at 2:36am - misc - by Emmy (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Yesterday, I was in the elevator with mah boss, when I let rip the vilest, most horrifying fart of mah life as we left the frst floor !! We stood in silence as the elevator slowly ascended to the 21st floor, leaving us to marinate in the fumes !! FML

#16516164
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17577) - you deserved it (43063)

On 06/05/2011 at 4:45pm - misc - by - United States

Today, I usd mah hair straightener to attempt to straighten mah eyelashes and burnd mah eyelid. I don't knowhat's sadder, that fact I thought it would be fun, or that I was stupid enough to think I wouldn't hurt myself. FML

#15753750
387 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11437) - you deserved it (128960)

On 04/12/2011 at 10:01am - health - by sadcase - Australia

Today, I asked out a girl I like to a movie. She said "I hate babysitting." FML

#15112268
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31505) - you deserved it (4957)

On 02/25/2011 at 7:17am - love - by Anonymous - Egypt (Al Qahirah)

Today I woke 2 hours before mah alarm was supposed to go off feeling incredibly sick. I then ran downstairs an had diarrheahile I threw up. I spent Valentine's Day having diarrhea every time I coughed or sneezed. FML

#14983932
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27770) - you deserved it (2633)

On 02/15/2011 at 12:09am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

TODAY MY PROFESSOR'S SON DID IN A CAR ACCIDENT AND CLASS HAS BEEN CANCELLD UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. ALL MY FRIENDS WERE DELIGHTD AND CHEERD ABOUT IT IN FRONT OF ME. I WAS DATING MY PROFESSOR'S SON. FML

#14922394
310 comments

I agree, your life sucks (126970) - you deserved it (5789)

On 02/10/2011 at 1:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

TODAY, I CAME HOME AN WAS GREETD BY MAH DAD TELLING ME THAT HE PAWND MAH GUITAR FIR GAS MONEY. MEGA FML

#14374447
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28366) - you deserved it (2206)

On 12/28/2010 at 9:52pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today... I found out that my fiancé is going to be deployd on our wedding day. FML

#14161971
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57371) - you deserved it (3905)

On 12/11/2010 at 1:56am - love - by unwed - United States (Michigan)

Today... I found out that my fiancé is going to be deployd on our wedding day. FML

#14161971
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57371) - you deserved it (3905)

On 12/11/2010 at 1:56am - love - by unwed - United States (Michigan)

TODAY... OUR CLASS WAS FOCUSING ON DISCRIMINATION... AND OUR TEACER ASKED US IF ANYONE AD EVER FELT DISCRIMINATED AGAINST. I PUT AND UP TO SARE A STORY... AND TEACER IMMEDIATELY SAID "IT'S BECAUSE YOUR GINGER... ISN'T IT?" TAT'S NOT WAT I WAS GOING TO SAY. FML

#13688243
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40947) - you deserved it (7191)

On 11/02/2010 at 1:43pm - misc - by gingerninja (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, mah boyfriend called an told me he had cheated on me with a minor. She is claiming rape an going to putted him in jail. He asked me to help him pay fir his attorney. FML

#13496641
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41365) - you deserved it (3540)

On 10/18/2010 at 8:03am - love - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I Startd Some Laundry Late At Nigt . Once My Clote Were In Te Waser Fir About A Alf Our, I Got Bord An I Decidd I Would Listen To My IPod . After Looking Fir It Fir Anoter 15 Minutes, I Rememberd Were I'd Left It; In My Jacket.. . Wic Is Now Nice An Clean . FML

#13469252
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10860) - you deserved it (23175)

On 10/16/2010 at 5:57am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today , I told ma 3 year old daugter to beave or I'd spank er. Se looked rigt at me an said "Bring it." FML

#13026235
418 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31843) - you deserved it (28442)

On 09/12/2010 at 9:38pm - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version



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