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RealZA
  • Town/Country : Gauteng, South Africa
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 23 March 1994 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 653
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I was looking through my roommate's room trying to find a DVD, when I stumbled upon a bundle of pictures of me showering and sleeping. FML

Today, I went to McDonalds and ordered a happy meal with a girl's toy. The high school girls behind the counter said I was too old to be served one, and I had to go home and explain to my sick daughter why she didn't get her toy. FML

#19401139
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37122) - you deserved it (4353)

On 04/03/2012 at 1:48pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, I bought weed for the first time. The dealer was an undercover cop. FML

Today, while I was on the up escalator, a small woman in front of me farted directly into my face. FML

#17884262
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27425) - you deserved it (2684)

On 10/02/2011 at 2:36am - misc - by Emmy (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was in the elevator with my boss, when I let rip the vilest, most horrifying fart of my life as we left the first floor. We stood in silence as the elevator slowly ascended to the 21st floor, leaving us to marinate in the fumes. FML

#16516164
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15940) - you deserved it (40249)

On 06/05/2011 at 4:45pm - misc - by - United States

Today, I used my hair straightener to attempt to straighten my eyelashes and burned my eyelid. I don't know what's sadder, that fact I thought it would be fun, or that I was stupid enough to think I wouldn't hurt myself. FML

#15753750
380 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9185) - you deserved it (116770)

On 04/12/2011 at 10:01am - health - by sadcase - Australia

Today, I asked out a girl I like to a movie. She said "I hate babysitting." FML

#15112268
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29919) - you deserved it (4794)

On 02/25/2011 at 7:17am - love - by Anonymous - Egypt (Al Qahirah)

Today, I woke 2 hours before my alarm was supposed to go off, feeling incredibly sick. I then ran downstairs and had diarrhea while I threw up. I spent Valentine's Day having diarrhea every time I coughed or sneezed. FML

#14983932
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22853) - you deserved it (2225)

On 02/15/2011 at 12:09am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my professor's son died in a car accident and class has been cancelled until further notice. All my friends were delighted and cheered about it in front of me. I was dating my professor's son. FML

#14922394
301 comments

I agree, your life sucks (111899) - you deserved it (4726)

On 02/10/2011 at 1:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I came home and was greeted by my dad telling me that he pawned my guitar for gas money. FML

#14374447
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27008) - you deserved it (2093)

On 12/28/2010 at 9:52pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my fiancé is going to be deployed on our wedding day. FML

#14161971
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49592) - you deserved it (3060)

On 12/11/2010 at 1:56am - love - by unwed - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found out that my fiancé is going to be deployed on our wedding day. FML

#14161971
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49592) - you deserved it (3060)

On 12/11/2010 at 1:56am - love - by unwed - United States (Michigan)

Today, our class was focusing on discrimination, and our teacher asked us if anyone had ever felt discriminated against. I put my hand up to share a story, and my teacher immediately said "It's because you're ginger, isn't it?" That's not what I was going to say. FML

#13688243
239 comments

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On 11/02/2010 at 1:43pm - misc - by gingerninja (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my boyfriend called and told me he had cheated on me with a minor. She is claiming rape and going to put him in jail. He asked me to help him pay for his attorney. FML

#13496641
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36939) - you deserved it (3200)

On 10/18/2010 at 8:03am - love - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I started some laundry late at night. Once my clothes were in the washer for about a half hour, I got bored and I decided I would listen to my iPod. After looking for it for another 15 minutes, I remembered where I'd left it; in my jacket... which is now nice and clean. FML

#13469252
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8519) - you deserved it (16244)

On 10/16/2010 at 5:57am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)



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