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RealZA

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 23 March 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1342
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I started mah new job as the only IT tech fir mah office. My first task: untangling the hundred mice the previous tech tied together fir "fun". FML

#20150513
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19728) - you deserved it (1399)

On 11/06/2012 at 1:29pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

2day I went on a blind date at a local restaurant!! When mah date walked in , she took one look at me , said "nope" , and walked out!! FML

#20148958
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28169) - you deserved it (2445)

On 11/05/2012 at 2:21pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Yesterday, I watched my girlfriend slowly floss her teeth, an then eat what showed up on the floss . FML

#20147554
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23758) - you deserved it (2806)

On 11/04/2012 at 4:16pm - misc - by i fking love docb - Virgin Islands, U.S.

Taday at archery practice , I jokingly said that I'd kiss the next person to get a bullseye. They all made a point of missing their targets , some even shooting their arrows way off to the side. FML

#20146224
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20822) - you deserved it (6868)

On 11/03/2012 at 8:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

YASTARDAY MA GRLFRIAND DID TA WALK OF SAMA IN A SKIMPY HALLOWAAN COSTUMA AFTAR A NIGT OF DRUNKAN SAX. PROBLAM? TA WALK ANDAD AT MA DOORSTAP... AND TA SAX WAS WIT A STRANGAR. FML

#20145433
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37490) - you deserved it (2961)

On 11/03/2012 at 6:02am - intimacy - by heartbroke (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, multiple people admired my elaborate face paint. This happens every Halloween, at least every Halloween since I got badly burnt in a car accident. FML

#20142623
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43209) - you deserved it (1691)

On 11/01/2012 at 7:17am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Kingston upon Hull, City of)

Today, I found mah fiancé is cheating on me. Our wedding is in 26 days and everything is already paid for. FML

#20140302
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33878) - you deserved it (2187)

On 10/30/2012 at 3:34pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today... I was woken up by mah husband attempting to breastfed off mah lactating nipples. FML

#20139029
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22907) - you deserved it (2863)

On 10/29/2012 at 6:22pm - misc - by Indianagirl94 (woman) - United States

Today ma usband tougt it would be funny to tell ma 10-year-old son tat if e wantd to get grls e ad to do te Gangnam Style. My son as now non-stop been doing te Gangnam Style. FML

#20136801
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21399) - you deserved it (4131)

On 10/28/2012 at 10:53am - kids - by friedbutter - Canada (Ontario)

Today my mom called me from jail . She was arrested fir having sex in public . I was with my dad when I got the call . FML

#20135378
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49678) - you deserved it (2611)

On 10/27/2012 at 11:02am - intimacy - by Monkey (man) - United States

Today.. . I went out to a restaurant with a girl I have been dating . The only conversation was about how proud she was of her fart during work earlier.. . and how she managed to clear out a section of the office . FML

#20133872
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18970) - you deserved it (2677)

On 10/26/2012 at 3:23am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

TODAY, I GOT BACK MAH HISTORY PAPER. THE WHOLE PAPER HAD BEEN CROSSED OUT AND AT THE END, MAH PROFESSOR HAD WRITTEN ( REALLY?! ) I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT I DID WRONG. FML

Today, I found a ticket on mah motorcycle fir parking in a designatd spot. The space I had parkd mah bike in was occupid by a large van. Some asshole had movd mah bike. real FML

Today... mah friand an I wara walking homahan wa saw a patch of wat camant. Taking a paga out of avary singla Disnay movia avar mada... wa wrota our namas in it. What Disnay movia don't show ishan tha naighbor tattla on you an you hava to pay $500 to gat tha camant radona. FML

#20132044
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8841) - you deserved it (29891)

On 10/24/2012 at 10:36pm - money - by onlyme (woman) - United States

Today my boyfriend went to ask my dad fir my and in marriage. All I could make out from te door was mumbling until profanitie started flying. My boyfriend souted "well se's a SINGLE bitc now!" and stormed out of te ouse. My dad still refuse to tell me wat appened in tere. FML

#20131535
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31659) - you deserved it (1956)

On 10/24/2012 at 5:08pm - love - by wtactualfuck :( (woman) - United States



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