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by baldspot / 04/02/2012 at 1:38am / Australia / Kids
Today, because I was the only manager scheduled, I went into work despite feeling sick to my stomach. While sitting down with a customer, I got the urge to throw up and tried to hold it back. Instead I vomited in my mouth, instinctively swallowed and started choking in front of the customer. FML
by Kristat / 04/01/2012 at 12:32am / United States / Work
Today, while driving home from school, I noticed one of our hot quarterbacks in the car behind me. Trying to impress him, I pulled into the driveway of an expensive-looking house. To my horror, he pulled in behind me and asked what I was doing at his house. FML
by brooke / 03/21/2012 at 1:12pm / United States (Florida) / Kids
Today, my family started their own version of the Hunger Games. With farts as their ammo, they've been tackling and gassing everyone until their victim "dies" by surrendering. My house is a flatulent war zone, and I fear waking up blind. FML
by district12 / 02/18/2012 at 5:22pm / United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire) / Health
- Today, I went to a baseball game with my girlfriend's dad. I got a boner when they sang the anthem,… Today, my husband and I put our children to bed a little earlier than usual, so we could have some… Today, while having sex with my girlfriend, she tells me that the flab on my stomach does not turn…
- Today, I was expecting a phone call at 12:30 from a potential employer. They said they'll call with… Today, in precalc class the kid behind me farted and everyone turned around. We all laughed at the… Today, after being away for a week, I come home only to find dirty counters, no silverware, a sink…