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Rddvl

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Rddvl

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  • Number of visits : 2634
  • Number of comments : 65
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Rddvl : Just here for laughs. I must warn you though, my comments have the capability to sound ridiculous or utterly stupid mostly because I have no life experience. Happy creeping!

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Rddvl's favorite FMLs

Today, my daughter decided to wake me up by putting the vacuum in my hair and turning it on. FML

#19393049
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24397) - you deserved it (2476)

On 04/02/2012 at 1:38am - kids - by baldspot (woman) - Australia

Today, because I was the only manager scheduled, I went into work despite feeling sick to my stomach. While sitting down with a customer, I got the urge to throw up and tried to hold it back. Instead I vomited in my mouth, instinctively swallowed and started choking in front of the customer. FML

#19385942
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25279) - you deserved it (3006)

On 04/01/2012 at 12:32am - work - by Kristat (woman) - United States

Today, while driving home from school, I noticed one of our hot quarterbacks in the car behind me. Trying to impress him, I pulled into the driveway of an expensive-looking house. To my horror, he pulled in behind me and asked what I was doing at his house. FML

#19320311
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10691) - you deserved it (63812)

On 03/21/2012 at 1:12pm - kids - by brooke (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my family started their own version of the Hunger Games. With farts as their ammo, they've been tackling and gassing everyone until their victim "dies" by surrendering. My house is a flatulent war zone, and I fear waking up blind. FML

#19109077
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26550) - you deserved it (2598)

On 02/18/2012 at 5:22pm - health - by district12 (man) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)



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