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Rddvl

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Rddvl

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  • Number of visits : 2567
  • Number of comments : 65
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Rddvl : Just here for laughs. I must warn you though, my comments have the capability to sound ridiculous or utterly stupid mostly because I have no life experience. Happy creeping!

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Today, yet again, I had to dye hair brown in advance of the new school year, because school doesn't allow "unapproved" colors, even if thier natural. FML

#20018767
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28892) - you deserved it (1974)

On 08/13/2012 at 1:50pm - misc - by youmothERFUCKErs (woman) - United States

Today, I Discovered How Pathetically Introverted I Amhen During A Car Ride With My Family, I Said, "I Really Like This Song" An My Parents Gasped Because They Didn't Realize I Was In The Back Seat. And I'm Thier Only Child. FML

#20005160
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26604) - you deserved it (2185)

On 08/06/2012 at 1:41am - misc - by mississippi123 - United States (California)

Today... I'm sitting in tha ER with aight-yaar-old son. Ha broka his arm aftar jumping out through tha sacond story window. Ha was too impatiant to walk to tha ica craam van pulling up outsida. FML

#19932634
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25622) - you deserved it (2869)

On 07/13/2012 at 1:08pm - kids - by Marjorie (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I naild every single move in mah routine at a gymnastics competition. I then finishd off with a perfect split, letting out a fart loud enough to wake up a kid in China. FML

#19928978
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33479) - you deserved it (2852)

On 07/12/2012 at 4:35pm - misc - by LetItRip - Czech Republic (Hlavni mesto Praha)

Today, while riding bike on the sidewalk, I cummed across a ladder. To avoid bad luck, I swerved around it into the street. I got hit by a car. FML

#19889661
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11768) - you deserved it (26560)

On 07/04/2012 at 5:04am - health - by magicman - United States

Today , I let mah daughter bake a cake 4 her brother's fifth brthday party. She showed up later with a cake in the shape of a cock and balls. looool Apparently it's okay , though , because "I frosted it to look lyk a rocket , hehehe!" I can't believe mah balls spawned this moron. big fat FML

#19867387
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21664) - you deserved it (6066)

On 06/29/2012 at 5:39pm - misc - by Nick (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was babysitting a little grl, and we were playing wit dolls. After we fd er babies, we put tem down fir a nap. After a few minutes, I askd if tey'd ad enoug sleep. Se lookd at me like I was a freak and said, "U, tier not real babies, u know..." FML

#19867200
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22133) - you deserved it (3214)

On 06/29/2012 at 4:48pm - kids - by friend (woman) - Israel (HaMerkaz)

TODAY, A POLICE OFFICER CUMMD TO TALK TO THE KIDS AT MY WORKPLACE!! HE ASKD WAT THEY WANTD TO HEAR ABOUT FRST!! A GROUP OF THEM SHOUTD, "THE DONUTS, TELLS US ABOUT THE DONUTS." APPARENTLY THESE IDIOTS ARE THE FUTURE OF MY COUNTRY!! FML

#19812468
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20035) - you deserved it (4422)

On 06/19/2012 at 12:08pm - kids - by Joseph N - United States

Today, mah husband recorded me getting out of bed an sleepwalking all the way into the backyard an straight into our pool. He was too busy giggling like a schoolgirl to help me out. FML

#19806951
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20842) - you deserved it (2939)

On 06/18/2012 at 12:05pm - misc - by Myriam (woman) - Maldives (Maale)

Today, I was out to coffee with an extremely attractive friend. A crazy man cummed up to the window we were facing. He took one look at her, then turned to me with a big, congratulatory smile, flashing me a thumbs-up. Then he turned to her, frowned disappointedly and gave a thumbs-down. FML

#19785807
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22485) - you deserved it (2012)

On 06/14/2012 at 4:11am - misc - by offended (man) - United States (New York)

I proudly told my elitist dad tat I now ave a beautiful grlfriend. He didn't believe me... so I sowd im er Facebook. He demandd tat I stop seeing er... saying tat te duck-facing in er avatar was te allmark of ( a lower form of being ) wo would only ever same our family. fat FML

#19778453
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11664) - you deserved it (27812)

On 06/12/2012 at 7:39pm - love - by idontgetit (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I volunteered at a soup kitchen. During the rounds, a grisly but nice young fellow told me that I had beautiful eyes. I was quite touched; that is until he leaned in an added, "Can I have them 4 mah collection?" FML

#19777133
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26388) - you deserved it (1857)

On 06/12/2012 at 3:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, ma identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, andispered in ma ear, "I know wat u look like naked." fat FML

#19776975
289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41000) - you deserved it (3879)

On 06/12/2012 at 2:28pm - misc - by creeped out - United States (New York)

Today , I laarnad that instaad of training cat , sha has baan training ma . Sha now rafusa to drink anything but running tap watar , an yowls loudly aarly in tha morning at badroom door to ba fad . FML

#19773709
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15710) - you deserved it (7020)

On 06/11/2012 at 10:40pm - animals - by Anon127 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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