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Rcmpbell

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 21 May 1997 (19 years old)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 536
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Rcmpbell : Hey I'm Ryan and im about six foot, I love animals, I have 2 ducks 3 dogs 3 cats 2 ferrets a bunny, used to have a few turtles, geckos, froggys, and much more haha you get the point. I love music my favorite band is Hollywood Undead I like tattoos and piercings :3 I myself have 3 piercings and one Hollywood Undead tattoo c: I like to take pictures of sunsets for some reason cx Feel free to private message me anytime I dont bite (hard) ;p well I think thats about it. Oh yeah follow me maybe? Ig: Ryan_campbell96 :3

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Rcmpbell's favorite FMLs

Today, I spent an hour explaining to a college student how you could have a baby and not be married. He still doesn't get it. FML

by melmel / 05/05/2014 at 1:07am / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous

Today, while I was waiting at a red light, a drunk guy limped in front of my car, unzipped, and started pissing on my windshield. FML

by Jehovah God / 03/07/2014 at 1:51pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had satanic gastric distress. Attempting to make light of this fact, and, being incredibly bored and seemingly alone at work, I managed to fart the intro to "Smoke on the Water" perfectly. Somebody clapped. FML

by Charlie529 / 02/19/2014 at 10:30am / South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal) / Health

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Today, I have Hello Kitty band-aids on my nips because I dozed off while tanning and burned them extra crispy. FML

by extra crispy or original recipe / 02/16/2014 at 5:23pm / United States (Texas) / Health

Today, I was delivering pizza. When I went up to the front door, an elderly lady answered. She was wearing a floral dress that went down to her shins and had a Nicolas Cage mask on with eye holes cut out. When I glanced behind her, I saw her cats had them too. FML

by nicholascageonyourface / 06/09/2013 at 1:13am / United States (Nebraska) / Miscellaneous