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Rcmpbell

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Rcmpbell

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 21 May 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 182
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Rcmpbell : Hey I'm Ryan and im about six foot, I love animals, I have 2 ducks 3 dogs 3 cats 2 ferrets a bunny, used to have a few turtles, geckos, froggys, and much more haha you get the point. I love music my favorite band is Hollywood Undead I like tattoos and piercings :3 I myself have 3 piercings and one Hollywood Undead tattoo c: I like to take pictures of sunsets for some reason cx Feel free to private message me anytime I dont bite (hard) ;p well I think thats about it. Oh yeah follow me maybe? Ig: Ryan_campbell96 :3

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Visits<b>Shmomoe</b> - yesterday at 2:59pm<b>Landesanity</b> - the 09/01/2014 at 11:15pm<b>meg13rocks</b> - the 08/25/2014 at 7:37pm<b>LebanonBaby</b> - the 08/25/2014 at 9:36am<b>alaen23</b> - the 08/22/2014 at 7:53pm<b>krupa1017</b> - the 08/22/2014 at 7:51pm<b>mintcon</b> - the 08/22/2014 at 7:41pm<b>otumboo</b> - the 08/22/2014 at 6:20pm<b>lions_maine</b> - the 08/17/2014 at 10:50pm<b>NarutoLove</b> - the 08/17/2014 at 6:49pm<b>Bretzelife</b> - the 08/17/2014 at 11:28am<b>Soccer_Ninja01</b> - the 08/17/2014 at 4:17am<b>angelk19</b> - the 08/17/2014 at 3:13am<b>kenzie14840</b> - the 08/17/2014 at 1:48am<b>WillowB47</b> - the 08/10/2014 at 11:06pm<b>CowTippingDwarfs</b> - the 07/26/2014 at 3:33am<b>GlasgowSneer</b> - the 07/26/2014 at 12:49am<b>waitwhatsgoingon</b> - the 07/25/2014 at 9:06pm

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Today, while I was waiting at a red light, a drunk guy limped in front of my car, unzipped, and started pissing on my windshield. FML

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Today, I had satanic gastric distress. Attempting to make light of this fact, and, being incredibly bored and seemingly alone at work, I managed to fart the intro to "Smoke on the Water" perfectly. Somebody clapped. FML

Today, I have Hello Kitty band-aids on my nips because I dozed off while tanning and burned them extra crispy. FML

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