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Rcmpbell

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Rcmpbell

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 21 May 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 142
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Rcmpbell : Hey I'm Ryan and im about six foot, I love animals, I have 2 ducks 3 dogs 3 cats 2 ferrets a bunny, used to have a few turtles, geckos, froggys, and much more haha you get the point. I love music my favorite band is Hollywood Undead I like tattoos and piercings :3 I myself have 3 piercings and one Hollywood Undead tattoo c: I like to take pictures of sunsets for some reason cx Feel free to private message me anytime I dont bite (hard) ;p well I think thats about it. Oh yeah follow me maybe? Ig: Ryan_campbell96 :3

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Today, I had satanic gastric distress. Attempting to make light of this fact, and, being incredibly bored and seemingly alone at work, I managed to fart the intro to "Smoke on the Water" perfectly. Somebody clapped. FML

Today, I have Hello Kitty band-aids on my nips because I dozed off while tanning and burned them extra crispy. FML

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