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  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 10 posted

About Razi_tail : My profile picture is of my dog, Dominic enjoying the empty peanut butter jar!

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You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.

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Razi_tail's favorite FMLs

Today, I lost my dog while hiking. After searching the trails for an hour and a half, he was by the car. FML

Today, the communications expert I'm forced to work with added the line "as they can catch bigger fishes" to a film script. She does not believe me when I tell her that the plural of fish is "fish." This idiot not only has the final word, she makes twice what I do. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38134) - you deserved it (4273)

On 05/23/2013 at 4:15pm - work - by onefishtwofishes (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, my grandpa told me what he'd do if he was president. I sat there for 30 minutes listening to how he'd get rid of prisons, send all the prisoners to a desert for 5 years and give them a gun to fight over. And then he'd surgically attach child molesters' penises to their foreheads. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34315) - you deserved it (6201)

On 08/23/2011 at 10:46am - intimacy - by Andrew (man) - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41976) - you deserved it (8303)

On 02/19/2011 at 12:22am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, a cab driver had to sign me out of the emergency room because I didn't know who else to call. FML


I agree, your life sucks (54147) - you deserved it (4235)

On 05/15/2009 at 12:35pm - health - by ccc (woman) - United States (California)

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