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About Razi_tail : My profile picture is of my dog, Dominic enjoying the empty peanut butter jar! I have a cat, five rats, and a fish tank as well. Thanks for visiting my profile!
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Today, the communications expert I'm forced to work with added the line "as they can catch bigger fishes" to a film script. She does not believe me when I tell her that the plural of fish is "fish." This idiot not only has the final word, she makes twice what I do. FML
Today, my grandpa told me what he'd do if he was president. I sat there for 30 minutes listening to how he'd get rid of prisons, send all the prisoners to a desert for 5 years and give them a gun to fight over. And then he'd surgically attach child molesters' penises to their foreheads. FML
Friday 24 October 2014