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  • Number of visits : 389
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  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Razi_tail : My profile picture is of my dog, Dominic enjoying the empty peanut butter jar! I have a cat, five rats, and a fish tank as well. Thanks for visiting my profile!

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Razi_tail's favorite FMLs

Today, I lost my dog while hiking. After searching the trails for an hour and a half, he was by the car. FML

Today, my grandpa told me what he'd do if he was president. I sat there for 30 minutes listening to how he'd get rid of prisons, send all the prisoners to a desert for 5 years and give them a gun to fight over. And then he'd surgically attach child molesters' penises to their foreheads. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30080) - you deserved it (5645)

On 08/23/2011 at 10:46am - intimacy - by Andrew (man) - United States

Today, a cab driver had to sign me out of the emergency room because I didn't know who else to call. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49708) - you deserved it (3850)

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