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Razi_tail

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Razi_tail

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 837
  • Number of comments : 126
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 10 posted

About Razi_tail : My profile picture is of my dog, Dominic enjoying the empty peanut butter jar!

Razi_tail's page activity

Visits<b>player20270</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 8:19pm<b>Jamilal16</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 11:46am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 5:29pm<b>jaybird2</b> - the 07/17/2015 at 7:22pm<b>Markovski</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 2:01am<b>theFickleFinger</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 8:40am<b>lalundsten</b> - the 05/25/2015 at 10:48am<b>annarcheer</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 9:12pm<b>mrg_not_a_dude</b> - the 05/07/2015 at 12:28am<b>senor_octubre</b> - the 05/06/2015 at 10:44am<b>SquigglePiggle</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 8:15pm<b>Karennnx</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 5:06pm<b>Lesser</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 2:40pm<b>iris2288fml</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 1:37pm<b>mzrayray</b> - the 03/25/2015 at 7:10am<b>Snake1105</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 7:45am<b>brytonhansen</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 12:01am<b>taylorcheri</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 8:54pm

Fucked!<b>annarcheer</b> - the 05/12/2015 at 3:12am<b>mrg_not_a_dude</b> - the 05/07/2015 at 6:28am<b>Karennnx</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 11:06pm<b>_kyleG_</b> - the 02/28/2015 at 4:30am<b>Mukuro</b> - the 02/26/2015 at 2:21pm<b>insanecutie</b> - the 02/20/2015 at 9:50pm<b>chroniclucky</b> - the 02/02/2015 at 8:26pm<b>cassiecassie559</b> - the 09/23/2014 at 9:02pm<b>iris2288fml</b> - the 09/20/2014 at 6:13pm<b>ThatsmySunnyD</b> - the 09/20/2014 at 7:31am<b>EclipseCandy6</b> - the 08/30/2014 at 4:22pm

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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Razi_tail's favorite FMLs

Today, I lost my dog while hiking. After searching the trails for an hour and a half, he was by the car. FML

Today, the communications expert I'm forced to work with added the line "as they can catch bigger fishes" to a film script. She does not believe me when I tell her that the plural of fish is "fish." This idiot not only has the final word, she makes twice what I do. FML

#20682053
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37380) - you deserved it (4178)

On 05/23/2013 at 4:15pm - work - by onefishtwofishes (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, my grandpa told me what he'd do if he was president. I sat there for 30 minutes listening to how he'd get rid of prisons, send all the prisoners to a desert for 5 years and give them a gun to fight over. And then he'd surgically attach child molesters' penises to their foreheads. FML

#17556947
409 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32786) - you deserved it (5997)

On 08/23/2011 at 10:46am - intimacy - by Andrew (man) - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML

#15034868
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40720) - you deserved it (8147)

On 02/19/2011 at 12:22am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, a cab driver had to sign me out of the emergency room because I didn't know who else to call. FML

#1962325
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53169) - you deserved it (4161)

On 05/15/2009 at 12:35pm - health - by ccc (woman) - United States (California)



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