Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Offline (15 hours ago) | Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 452
  • Number of comments : 96
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 9 posted

About Razi_tail : My profile picture is of my dog, Dominic enjoying the empty peanut butter jar! I have a cat, five rats, and a fish tank as well. Thanks for visiting my profile!

Razi_tail's page activity

Visits<b>TerribleTherry</b> - the 09/08/2014 at 11:37pm<b>chobits743</b> - the 09/06/2014 at 8:25am<b>zombiecrayon173</b> - the 09/02/2014 at 8:27pm<b>QueenaSng</b> - the 08/31/2014 at 10:09pm<b>EclipseCandy6</b> - the 08/30/2014 at 10:21am<b>BrookieAnn</b> - the 08/24/2014 at 12:10pm<b>zingline89</b> - the 08/24/2014 at 11:54am<b>weswheatley</b> - the 08/23/2014 at 2:49pm<b>michaelp21</b> - the 08/23/2014 at 3:07am<b>Jack_v7</b> - the 08/23/2014 at 1:24am<b>gingher</b> - the 08/22/2014 at 9:03pm<b>nelliegw</b> - the 08/22/2014 at 9:57am<b>djl96</b> - the 08/22/2014 at 9:52am<b>catchmenow1</b> - the 08/22/2014 at 9:44am<b>byramzd</b> - the 08/22/2014 at 7:03am<b>XxAnnaXxBellexX</b> - the 08/22/2014 at 6:00am<b>battlehamster</b> - the 08/22/2014 at 5:26am<b>wilburhp</b> - the 08/22/2014 at 5:14am

Liked!<b>EclipseCandy6</b> - the 08/30/2014 at 4:22pm

Razi_tail's FML badges

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

Follow up

You subsequently gave feedback by commenting on an FML that you’d submitted and was published.

One ring to rule them all

You submitted an FML that was successfully published on the website. This makes you an exceptional human being.

See all of Razi_tail's badges

Razi_tail's favorite FMLs

Today, I lost my dog while hiking. After searching the trails for an hour and a half, he was by the car. FML

Today, the communications expert I'm forced to work with added the line "as they can catch bigger fishes" to a film script. She does not believe me when I tell her that the plural of fish is "fish." This idiot not only has the final word, she makes twice what I do. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34850) - you deserved it (3884)

On 05/23/2013 at 4:15pm - work - by onefishtwofishes (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, my grandpa told me what he'd do if he was president. I sat there for 30 minutes listening to how he'd get rid of prisons, send all the prisoners to a desert for 5 years and give them a gun to fight over. And then he'd surgically attach child molesters' penises to their foreheads. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30149) - you deserved it (5654)

On 08/23/2011 at 10:46am - intimacy - by Andrew (man) - United States

Today, a cab driver had to sign me out of the emergency room because I didn't know who else to call. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49772) - you deserved it (3854)

On 05/15/2009 at 12:35pm - health - by ccc (woman) - United States (California)

FML's blog

  • Matteor's illustrated FML #2
  • So, is everyone back from their vacation? Can we get back to regular programming? No? OK, I get it. You're all still crying about not being at the beach any more, well, I am anyway. And this time of year…

Thursday 11 September 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: