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About Razi_tail : My profile picture is of my dog, Dominic enjoying the empty peanut butter jar! I have a cat, five rats, and a fish tank as well. Thanks for visiting my profile!

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Razi_tail's favorite FMLs

Today, I lost my dog while hiking. After searching the trails for an hour and a half, he was by the car. FML

Today, the communications expert I'm forced to work with added the line "as they can catch bigger fishes" to a film script. She does not believe me when I tell her that the plural of fish is "fish." This idiot not only has the final word, she makes twice what I do. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34884) - you deserved it (3885)

On 05/23/2013 at 4:15pm - work - by onefishtwofishes (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, my grandpa told me what he'd do if he was president. I sat there for 30 minutes listening to how he'd get rid of prisons, send all the prisoners to a desert for 5 years and give them a gun to fight over. And then he'd surgically attach child molesters' penises to their foreheads. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30198) - you deserved it (5658)

On 08/23/2011 at 10:46am - intimacy - by Andrew (man) - United States

Today, a cab driver had to sign me out of the emergency room because I didn't know who else to call. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49809) - you deserved it (3855)

On 05/15/2009 at 12:35pm - health - by ccc (woman) - United States (California)

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