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Rayth

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3349
  • Number of comments : 54
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Rayth : Just a random guy that can be easy to get along with or your worse enemy.

Rayth's page activity

Visits<b>warrior2</b> - the 04/19/2016 at 9:10am<b>chidexy</b> - the 04/04/2016 at 2:05pm<b>nevergonnaGivUup</b> - the 12/13/2015 at 8:51am<b>EnJey0</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 5:48pm<b>KhaiQ</b> - the 06/01/2015 at 1:15pm<b>ZombiePandaFace</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 11:58pm<b>staaacey</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 1:04am<b>Blue_Black</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 8:31pm<b>Person58</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 8:24pm<b>sheba72</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 6:32pm<b>Lady8ird85</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 12:36pm<b>Fusion_Fear</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 9:16am<b>roman11</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 5:45am<b>brutally</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 3:16am<b>lorette0511</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 1:58am<b>Ac4life</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 1:18am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 03/17/2015 at 11:40pm<b>c_wyld</b> - the 03/17/2015 at 11:28pm

Fucked!<b>warrior2</b> - the 04/19/2016 at 3:10pm<b>NaruxFairyxVamp</b> - the 09/09/2014 at 10:16pm<b>KagamineRinny</b> - the 08/30/2014 at 4:53am

Rayth's FML badges

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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Rayth's favorite FMLs

Today, I started my period almost a week earlier than I expected to. I also happened to be at the beach with a guy that I really liked when it started. He was the one who noticed, and he informed me by saying that we couldn't go back in the water or we would be eaten by sharks. FML

by Unsuspecting / 04/16/2016 at 8:23am / United States / Health

Today, my boyfriend finally moved out from his parents' house to his friend's flat. Excited that I wouldn't have to be so silent when we had sex anymore, I went over to spend the night. His bedroom is right next to his friend's 4-year-old daughter's room. FML

by mute / 04/15/2016 at 8:56pm / New Zealand (Auckland) / Intimacy

Today, while vacationing, a small boy asked to see the baby I was holding, wrapped in a blanket. I showed him, and his face reflexively scrunched up. The boy's mother came and apologized to me. Her face scrunched up too. FML

by NotAnUglyBaby / 03/22/2016 at 6:40pm / Mexico (Veracruz-Llave) / Holidays

Today, I was walking out of a grocery store. I hit the button on my key to open the trunk, and the trunk lid hit an old lady just under her chin and knocked her to the ground. As she laid there, she pointed a shaky, bony finger at me and yelled that she would sue me for everything I have. FML

by gnofin / 03/22/2016 at 5:23pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, I learned the meaning behind the phrase, "Love you long time". It's from the movie Full Metal Jacket, when a hooker comes in and says, "Me so horny, me love you long time." I've been saying this to my parents and people at school, having no idea what it really means for over 2 weeks. FML

by Imdeadlmaokillme / 03/22/2016 at 4:47pm / United Kingdom (Richmond upon Thames) / Intimacy

Today, at the supermarket, I picked up a pack of toilet rolls, at which point my 5-year-old daughter turned to me and screamed, "A CLEAN BUTTHOLE IS A HAPPY BUTTHOLE!" in front of a dozen other people. I have no idea where she heard that. FML

by humiliated / 03/20/2016 at 7:54am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Kids

Today, I tried to get my boyfriend's attention by taking my bra off and tossing it at him. He only put it on as a hat and kept playing his video games. FML

by Anonymous / 03/18/2016 at 4:56pm / United States / Love

Today, I was asked to prom by the same guy who "accidentally" cut off a chunk of my hair in class and with whom I haven't had a conversation in my life. When I politely declined he said, "You'll regret this". FML

by scared4myhair / 04/11/2015 at 9:53pm / United States (Michigan) / Love

Today, a guy tried to carjack me. Good news: I drive a stick shift, and the idiot apparently couldn't, so I still have my car. Bad news: he was so angry, he beat the shit out of me. I had to get stitches, and now I look like I went on a date with Chris Brown. FML

by Anonymous / 04/10/2015 at 2:04pm / United States (Florida) / Health

Today, I came home from a crazy costume party and took a hot shower. When I opened my eyes and saw the water running from my head was bloody, I freaked out and called my friend for help. She had to remind me that for the party, I'd coloured my hair red with washable hair dye. FML

by Iwtumn / 03/17/2015 at 12:52pm / Austria / Health

Today, I tried a new hairstyle to impress a guy I like. I was pretty confident, until he took one look at me and said, "Uh... why's there an onion on your head?" So much for that. FML

by RS / 03/17/2015 at 12:25pm / United States (Florida) / Love

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, some homeless person came up to the window and started doing a voice-over. FML

by Anonymous / 03/14/2015 at 11:02pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy

Today, I was so drunk that I forgot how to use the key to my front door. But I knew how to break a window, get into my locked basement, and unlock the basement door with my front door's key. FML

by nomorealcoholeva / 03/14/2015 at 12:52pm / Norway (Nordland) / Miscellaneous

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, what my friends call my "resting bitch face" freaked my boyfriend out enough during sex that he went soft inside me. FML

by sa la vash / 03/14/2015 at 4:22am / Netherlands / Intimacy

Today, my mom found out I'm failing three classes. Now she won't let me go to a convention I bought passes for weeks in advance. Each pass was $45, and I bought 2 more for my friends. You do the math on that, because I apparently can't. FML

by Byepax / 03/06/2015 at 9:20am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous