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Today, my husband and I were diagnosed with herpes. We've been together for five years and were both virgins before. Even the doctor couldn't give any other explanation. FML

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On 04/17/2011 at 10:29am - health - by bumpyroad - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I returned home to find the key to my mailbox missing. I called the post office and was informed that a new key will cost me $15. I have no money, and my paycheck is in the mailbox. FML

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On 04/04/2011 at 3:47pm - money - by DaisyMay (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, on the way home from the dog groomer, my great Dane had a bout of diarrhea in the car. I slammed on the brakes and my other freshly shampooed dog slid off the seat and into the pile of crap. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32042) - you deserved it (10718)

On 03/27/2011 at 6:06am - animals - by StinkyDogs (man) - United States (California)

Today, I cried harder than I have in years. I was babysitting, and watching Pokémon to pass the time. It was the episode where Ash, Dawn, and Brock on the show went their separate ways, and may never be together again. FML

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On 02/05/2011 at 12:22pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got called a f***ing b**ch by one of my students. I teach kindergarten. FML

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On 05/29/2010 at 10:36pm - work - by love_today - Canada (Quebec)



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