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Ray9889
  • Town/Country : Virginia
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 17 December 1995 (18 years)
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Today, my mother and I got into a huge fight about me being a lesbian. It ended with me saying "Fuck you!" to which she responded: "I bet you'd probably like to." FML

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