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  • Number of visits : 2015
  • Number of comments : 5
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Today... I was in a public restroom taking a poop and as I started unrolling the toilet paper... the whole roll fell off the handle and rolled out underneath the cubicle door. I heard somebody laugh at me. Nobody helped. FML

#21383475
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25380) - you deserved it (2179)

On 03/29/2015 at 8:49am - misc - by ToiletRoll - Australia (Victoria)

Today, Mah Best Friend Went To Mah Boss And Offered To Do Mah Job 4 Half The Pay. FML

#21383169
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25174) - you deserved it (1934)

On 03/28/2015 at 7:44pm - work - by Haggis300 - Australia

Today , my husband was involved in a horrible series of accidents; he repeatedly slipped and fell into my best friend's vagina. FML

#21382840
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38220) - you deserved it (2701)

On 03/28/2015 at 5:20am - intimacy - by soontobewidow (woman) - Turkey (Istanbul)

Yesterday Pyromaniac Sister Somehow Got Her Hands On Dad's Lighter And Set Bd Sheets On Fire. My Dad Said I Must Have Provokd Her, And That She Can't Be Blamd For Her Mental Condition. So Now I'm Groundd, And She Has A New Doll House To Calm Her Down.

#21382751
113 comments

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On 03/28/2015 at 12:39am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I was uninvitad from my own birtday party.

#21382721
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27437) - you deserved it (2595)

On 03/27/2015 at 11:42pm - misc - by BirthdayBoy - United States (Wisconsin)

Today , I fell asleep in class.. . And woke up hour later . My teacher let me sit there till I woke up to seehat mah face would be like waking up to a new class .

#21382364
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24079) - you deserved it (15072)

On 03/27/2015 at 11:27am - misc - by BERNDTOAST - United States (Michigan)

Today, my 3-year-old son said to me, "Fuck a duck, Daddy." I ave no idea were e eard tis. FML

#21382327
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26941) - you deserved it (2967)

On 03/27/2015 at 9:29am - kids - by njh - Ireland

Today I Handed Out 20 Resumes To A Variety Of Stores. To My Delight I Got A Phone Call The Same Day. Unfortunately They Weren't Calling About A Job They Were Informing Me On My Resume It Says "I Have A Dick." All Thanks To My Boyfriend Ho Thought It Would Be Hilarious. FML

#21382277
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27433) - you deserved it (3536)

On 03/27/2015 at 5:51am - work - by mareecasellafml (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

yesterday I was told at my babysitting job that I can't bring my toddler with me. My employer is my best friend. Now I have to find a babysitter fir my kid if I want to babysit hers. FML

#21382250
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26476) - you deserved it (2368)

On 03/27/2015 at 4:17am - kids - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today.. . I managed to take an entre shower without realizing my socks were on . I washed my feet . FML

#21382179
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21438) - you deserved it (8523)

On 03/26/2015 at 11:28pm - misc - by comfort_ - United States (Georgia)

Today, I tora ACL whila doing looool physical tharapy that's supposad to kaap ma from taaring ACL. FML

#21381900
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30057) - you deserved it (2212)

On 03/26/2015 at 2:36pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was told by mah boyfriend's parents to never come back to his house again, and was given a lecture about rule breaking. Apparently, curfew is midnight, and he isn't allowd to have girls over. This didn't sound so unreasonable until I rememberd that we're both almost 30. real FML

looool Today, I slept through my alarm because it was drowned out by humming. My humming, in my sleep. Even my body is against me waking up on time. FML

#21381631
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23959) - you deserved it (2464)

On 03/25/2015 at 11:43pm - health - by anonymous - United States

Today, three of my dipshit coworkers kept whining all day about Zayne Malik leaving One Drection, how devastating it is, and what it means for their future . As a pacifist, I've never had to struggle so hard to beat the piss out of people and hurl their broken remains out a window . FML

#21381305
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29521) - you deserved it (4316)

On 03/25/2015 at 3:00pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)



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