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by Anonymous / 02/10/2012 at 12:31am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I saw my girlfriend at the store and joyfully greeted her. She got really mad at me - it was her identical twin sister, who I still cannot tell apart from my girlfriend. We've been dating for three years. FML
by Anonymous / 02/07/2012 at 1:15pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
by lol / 01/25/2012 at 10:54am / Canada (Alberta) / Health
by SpongeAbii2 / 01/24/2012 at 6:47am / United Kingdom (Milton Keynes) / Miscellaneous
Today, while spending the night at a friend's house, I was woken up by someone kicking me. I figured she was having a nightmare, and since we were sharing a bed, I reached over to wake her up. Turns out it was her boyfriend trying to push me off the bed because they were having sex. FML
by Anonymous / 01/14/2012 at 6:40pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Dockin / 01/11/2012 at 12:19pm / India / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/05/2011 at 12:23am / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
by Aleial / 11/19/2011 at 3:20am / United States / Intimacy
by weswithaute / 11/13/2011 at 1:53am / Australia (New South Wales) / Kids
by Anonymous / 11/09/2011 at 7:55am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
by backstabbed / 10/29/2011 at 3:22am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
Today, I went over to my friend's house. We were teasing each other, when she stood up and began to jokingly walk away. Trying to be cute, I tried to pull her onto my knee. I miscalculated and she ended up sitting right on my boner. FML
by Anonymous / 10/28/2011 at 7:39pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/27/2011 at 11:24am / United Kingdom (Shropshire) / Love
Today, it was our 5th anniversary, so I decided to play a little joke on my girlfriend. Before I gave her the real present, an engagement ring, I gave her a gift-wrapped rolling pin instead. I ended up in the hospital. FML
by Awie / 10/20/2011 at 4:26am / Austria (Wien) / Love
by Anonymous / 09/24/2011 at 3:22am / United Kingdom (London) / Intimacy
- Today, due to a spate of burglaries, I updated the security on my house. Latches, locks, gates, I… Today, I’m in China, and I took my Golden Retriever to the groomer’s to get him cleaned up, because… Today, my boyfriend whispered to me, “I’m so tired of these fucking mosquitos.” When I asked why he…