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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 June 1991 (24 years)
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Today, my mom found my dildo, and got so angry that she beat me with it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50556) - you deserved it (14379)

On 12/01/2014 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my dad told me that I was conceived while he and my mother were high on LSD. He then stared into the distance, mumbled "Probably explains a few things" and chuckled to himself. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44220) - you deserved it (3987)

On 06/20/2014 at 6:05pm - kids - by Alex (man) - United Kingdom (Ealing)

Today, my house was robbed. My two 70-pound German Shepherds obeyed me when I told them to attack. They also obeyed the robber when he said, "Sit". FML


I agree, your life sucks (55640) - you deserved it (5040)

On 04/15/2014 at 8:08am - animals - by stupiddog (man) - United States (California)

Today, my overly-attached 14-year-old cat wanted attention while I was in a heated Skype argument with my girlfriend. Worked up from the fight, I raised my voice and said, "Not now, go away!" He ran to his little bed, had a heart attack and died. I was a complete dick to my cat in his last moments. FML


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On 04/09/2014 at 2:40pm - animals - by Brody89 (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was out with my girlfriend at a club. As a slow dance began, a guy approached and asked, "May I cut in?" My girlfriend surprised me by saying, "Sure!" As I was about to protest, the guy cut me off and said, "Sorry miss, I was asking him." FML


I agree, your life sucks (49414) - you deserved it (6934)

On 02/13/2014 at 8:31pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my dogs freaked out and started getting violent because they thought the sound of my vibrator was the other's growling. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43616) - you deserved it (11068)

On 02/02/2014 at 4:50pm - animals - by foops (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I watched my father attempt to light a cigar with the stove and end up burning off some hair and eyebrows. He tried to play it cool, said, "Haircuts are too expensive these days anyway." and walked out, his head smoking. This man is a college professor. FML

Today, I took an extra xanax to help with my anxiety, then went to sleep. I guess it was probably too much, because I woke up a few hours later, freaking out and panicking because I was convinced I was a bee trapped in a human body. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43092) - you deserved it (10118)

On 12/28/2013 at 4:19pm - health - by beemove (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, a rumor was spread around that I was dating somebody. I confronted the person who everyone thought I was dating, and asked him about it. He also thought we were dating. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50065) - you deserved it (5837)

On 12/12/2013 at 6:27am - love - by Rumors - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my roommate, who happens to be a writer, got so pissed off at his editor that he got drunk, wrapped his arms around my waist, and only stopped when I agreed to spoon him. This is not the first time this has happened either. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40334) - you deserved it (5473)

On 12/12/2013 at 3:51am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I watched as my grandma beat the shit out of my dad at the zoo. FML


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On 11/07/2013 at 12:52am - misc - by Grandson - United States (California)

Today, I had to explain to my brother why it's not OK to stick his knob in the toaster. FML


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On 09/23/2013 at 8:05pm - kids - by latter - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was home alone and heard the kitchen tap turn on. Shocked, I turned it off. It continuously kept turning itself on so I set my video phone on it to find out the cause. My cat has learnt to turn it on. I later found said cat teaching another. I have three cats. All my taps are like this. FML

Today, I found out that my grandma is a well-loved member of a notorious biker gang. Meanwhile, I'm a 32-year-old, single, minimum-wage nobody with no friends to speak of. She's probably getting more action than I ever will. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41521) - you deserved it (6623)

On 08/30/2013 at 7:37pm - misc - by no life to fuck :/ (man) - United States (California)

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