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  • Town/Country : Hollywood, Callifornia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 9 April 1993 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 2886
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Rawr0_oRawr0_o : I am a normal girl that loves to be with friends. Oh and if you didn't know, I'm bi.

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Today, I realized my girlfriend has way more friends than I do. How did I realize this? She called me to tell me she was at the beach with her friends and how much fun she was having. I was playing WoW in my room, and my friends don't answer my texts. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8712) - you deserved it (15669)

On 03/16/2010 at 1:12am - misc - by LonelyBoy (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I lost my phone. I tried to call it using my husband's phone, but couldn't figure out which of the three Kates in the contact list was me. Turns out, two are co-workers and one is his aunt. I was listed under Satan. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30849) - you deserved it (6136)

On 03/15/2010 at 7:22pm - love - by Satan (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I woke up crying in the middle of a nightmare in which my boyfriend of 8 months shot me through the heart whilst laughing as I screamed 'I Love You'. After I told him about this, he took me into his arms as I cried, stroked my back and said, 'What kind of gun was it?' FML

#9019177 (291)

I agree, your life sucks (21170) - you deserved it (4688)

On 03/12/2010 at 8:17am - love - by justlittleoldme (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see my dad chasing my mom around the house, naked. FML

#9015230 (148)

I agree, your life sucks (20565) - you deserved it (2047)

On 03/12/2010 at 1:05am - misc - by ugh - United States

Today, I found out what people really think about the beard I've been proudly growing for over a month. It appears that my face now looks like an unshaven ballsack. FML

#8968653 (169)

I agree, your life sucks (5768) - you deserved it (15350)

On 03/10/2010 at 10:00am - misc - by RyanM (man) - France (Languedoc-Roussillon)

Today, my parents took my laptop, cut the Internet, took my car keys, the tv and removed my bedroom door. Why? Because they thought the plant I was growing for my science project was a marijuana plant. Oh yeah and they took that too. My presentation is tomorrow. FML

#8965755 (194)

I agree, your life sucks (23287) - you deserved it (1500)

On 03/10/2010 at 3:39am - misc - by Kevin - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I got up in church to go to the bathroom. I finished and came back to my seat, only to find that all my stuff was gone, including my wallet, iPod touch, and blackberry. I was just robbed in a church. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21778) - you deserved it (12353)

On 03/09/2010 at 4:14pm - misc - by me - United States (New York)

Today, I fell asleep in a taxi. So did the taxi driver. FML

#8767827 (128)

I agree, your life sucks (21916) - you deserved it (1910)

On 03/02/2010 at 4:14am - misc - by Celeste - Singapore

Today, I learnt that if you accidentally sit on a hamster, instead of dying, it bites your testicles. FML

#8742333 (298)

I agree, your life sucks (6543) - you deserved it (25422)

On 03/01/2010 at 4:13am - animals - by ItHurtsLIkeHell (man) - Malaysia (Pulau Pinang)

Today, I was at the gym with my boyfriend. He is a bit feminine, but it has never really bothered me. Until I realised I was lifting heavier weights than he was. FML

#8742158 (243)

I agree, your life sucks (18141) - you deserved it (6204)

On 03/01/2010 at 3:53am - love - by Delilah (woman) - Norway (Sor-Trondelag)

Today, my dad gave me a promise ring on my one year anniversary with my boyfriend and made me swear I would wait til marriage. Four hours later he walked in on us having sex in my bedroom. FML

#400298 (273)

I agree, your life sucks (29185) - you deserved it (159578)

On 03/16/2009 at 10:19pm - intimacy - by thiswouldhappen. - United States (Florida)

Today, My girlfriend who I've been dating for over a year was going to Florida for a short trip with a few friends without me since I couldn't get work off. She asked me to put her iPod in her bag for her as she was almost ready to walk out the door. Thats when I saw she packed 10 condoms with her. FML

#322339 (132)

I agree, your life sucks (81416) - you deserved it (3456)

On 03/14/2009 at 2:25pm - love - by that1guy (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went to the jewelry store to sell my wedding ring after a long and painful divorce. The shop owner took one look at it and called the cops because I tried to sell him a diamond ring that had been stolen from him 3 years ago. My ex-husband left the country a week ago. FML

#209556 (48)

I agree, your life sucks (57755) - you deserved it (1889)

On 03/04/2009 at 6:42pm - misc - by ringmaster101 (woman) - United States (California)