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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 28 October 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 744
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Ravensmoon666 : Hello, I'm Rayne. :3

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Fucked!<b>caaguilar</b> - yesterday at 2:10am<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 7:02pm<b>legendairy3000</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 7:41am<b>clevergirl98</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 5:47am<b>RedPillSucks</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 4:24am<b>Kazze</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 1:39am<b>lukian</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 1:31am<b>spockadelic</b> - the 06/06/2015 at 5:32am<b>DolphinLaser23</b> - the 06/06/2015 at 5:31am<b>dakatabg</b> - the 06/05/2015 at 8:00am<b>ranjithbvk</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 6:25am<b>Xx_ISeeStara_xD</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 6:28am<b>tygerarmy</b> - the 01/14/2015 at 12:08pm

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Ravensmoon666's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend gave me my first ever blowjob and she surprised me by deciding to swallow. Or so I thought. When she came up to kiss me, she spat my man-milk into my mouth and almost pissed herself laughing when I freaked out and nearly threw up. FML

#21428553
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29818) - you deserved it (12303)

On 06/19/2015 at 12:17pm - intimacy - by shmarf (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my wife paid a man with a fake crystal and an even faker accent to investigate the creakiness of our apartment complex floors. $300 later, she told me he'd found a "sinkhole of chi energy" and that the building may collapse if we don't pay him to disperse it. I want a divorce. FML

#21425895
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28247) - you deserved it (2970)

On 06/14/2015 at 11:37am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Croatia (Grad Zagreb)

Today, my boyfriend forgot to pick our son up from daycare. His excuse? Fighting in a battle in World of Warcraft was far more important and he had to stay absolutely focused. Our son had to wait for two hours. FML

#21424976
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29094) - you deserved it (4516)

On 06/12/2015 at 12:51pm - misc - by poor baby - Germany

Today, the pills my doctor prescribed for my extremely painful period cramps apparently have a side effect; excruciatingly painful cramps. I feel like I'm being repeatedly stabbed in the ovaries with a rusty fork. FML

#21398967
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28724) - you deserved it (2016)

On 04/24/2015 at 11:18am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, while watching a clip of the show "16 and Pregnant" on YouTube in my room, my mom yelled from the kitchen that dinner was ready. Without skipping a beat, I yelled back, "I'm pregnant!" I'm a guy. FML

Today, my wife wanted me to take her to a new restaurant in town. When I looked it up and saw their prices, I almost had a heart attack. When I said it was too expensive, she snapped "Maybe you'd like to look up 'Lorena Bobbitt' next?!" We went to the restaurant. FML

#21338935
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29889) - you deserved it (6252)

On 01/17/2015 at 1:49pm - love - by wounded pride, intact cock (man) - United States

Today, I had a nightmare in which I was haunted by the ghost of my foreskin. I then spent the whole day moping around, wondering what my life would've been like if my parents hadn't opted to slice it off. Will I see you in heaven, long-lost ghostly foreskin? FML

#20972170
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31253) - you deserved it (14807)

On 11/27/2013 at 3:44am - health - by MissYouPieceOfSkin (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was playing monopoly with my boyfriend and a few friends. After I bankrupted my boyfriend, he turned to me and said, "I fucked your best friend last night, so who really won?" I turned to the best friend in question, she looked at the board and said, "I'd like to buy a house please." FML

#20967834
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62356) - you deserved it (4530)

On 11/23/2013 at 11:11am - misc - by I hate that game - United Kingdom (Wigan)

Today, my boyfriend took me home for the first time. His place was covered in Insane Clown Posse stuff, even the toilet bowl. He's an undercover Juggalo. FML

#20958067
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38287) - you deserved it (4271)

On 11/14/2013 at 10:08pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, she did it again. While I was minding my own business reading the paper, she casually walked up to me and slashed my face with her nails, drawing blood and screams of pain. I need to get out of this abusive relationship, but no one will adopt my asshole of a cat. FML

#20950555
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44355) - you deserved it (8206)

On 11/08/2013 at 6:02pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, everything that was beautiful and pure in my life turned into a terrible, warped version of what it once was. Today, I lost all hope, and no longer believe that life, although sometimes shitty, is sweet and worth living. Today, I met my mother-in-law. FML

#20949272
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53691) - you deserved it (5599)

On 11/07/2013 at 5:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Derry)

Today, I was playing World of Warcraft, when all of a sudden, I remembered I was supposed to be at a wedding. I was 25 minutes late to my own wedding. FML

#20880446
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22334) - you deserved it (89954)

On 09/14/2013 at 1:23am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my new creative writing teacher informed the class that we should consult him before writing anything "dark or disturbing." I only took the class because my therapist recommended that I join the class so I could freely express my darker thoughts without her help or a fear of being judged. FML

#20866346
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35365) - you deserved it (2633)

On 09/03/2013 at 5:43pm - misc - by depressed (woman) - United States (New York)



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