Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Ravensmoon666

Online | Search for a member

Ravensmoon666

35Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 30 October 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 981
  • Number of comments : 33
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Ravensmoon666 : Hello, I'm Rayne. :3

Ravensmoon666's page activity

Visits<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 10:44pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/23/2016 at 12:13am<b>ircs56</b> - the 01/16/2016 at 10:47pm<b>r0xas1sd3ad</b> - the 01/16/2016 at 12:49am<b>JonCena</b> - the 01/14/2016 at 4:43am<b>Arnoud</b> - the 01/13/2016 at 4:20pm<b>bmba94</b> - the 01/12/2016 at 10:19pm<b>salmanch</b> - the 01/12/2016 at 5:14pm<b>pmnj19</b> - the 01/12/2016 at 2:26pm<b>randy37</b> - the 01/12/2016 at 2:00pm<b>suicidegrin666</b> - the 01/12/2016 at 11:12am<b>moocowmilk0</b> - the 01/12/2016 at 10:54am<b>EnigmaticSoul</b> - the 01/12/2016 at 9:25am<b>tj1540</b> - the 01/12/2016 at 6:57am<b>csjc</b> - the 01/12/2016 at 2:42am<b>Kamorka</b> - the 01/12/2016 at 2:34am<b>dumplings525</b> - the 01/12/2016 at 12:12am<b>Tenker</b> - the 01/12/2016 at 12:00am

Fucked!<b>r0xas1sd3ad</b> - the 01/16/2016 at 6:49am<b>csjc</b> - the 01/12/2016 at 8:42am<b>Kamorka</b> - the 01/12/2016 at 8:34am<b>FuKcMee</b> - the 01/12/2016 at 12:44am<b>delfino1604</b> - the 01/06/2016 at 5:10am<b>A07</b> - the 01/05/2016 at 7:47pm<b>inowhtthefoxsays</b> - the 01/05/2016 at 5:25pm<b>FyeahPoet</b> - the 12/28/2015 at 3:13am<b>ManUtdFan743</b> - the 12/27/2015 at 11:16pm<b>tiger820</b> - the 12/26/2015 at 3:44pm<b>Hrodrik</b> - the 12/08/2015 at 5:41am<b>Adolf_Hipster13</b> - the 10/30/2015 at 9:40pm<b>pks2014</b> - the 10/29/2015 at 11:28pm<b>man_in_black08</b> - the 10/29/2015 at 9:57pm<b>QBChris43</b> - the 10/29/2015 at 9:39pm<b>Coachjoost79</b> - the 10/29/2015 at 8:31pm<b>shain1988</b> - the 10/29/2015 at 7:46pm<b>NodakN8V</b> - the 09/03/2015 at 1:42am

Ravensmoon666's FML badges

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

See all of Ravensmoon666's badges

Ravensmoon666's favorite FMLs

Today, after nearly 2 years, my now ex-girlfriend decided she was ready to have sex. Specifically, sex with my dad. FML

#21459616
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28197) - you deserved it (1759)

On 08/23/2015 at 9:45am - love - by pontwa (man) - Australia

Today, I found out the girl I met online, who I spent hours talking to every day for the past 2 months, and who I fell in love with is actually my gay roomate. He says if I could fall in love with "her", I can fall in love with him. It doesn't work that way, dickhead. FML

#21457909
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28615) - you deserved it (4397)

On 08/19/2015 at 2:32am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, my girlfriend gave me my first ever blowjob and she surprised me by deciding to swallow. Or so I thought. When she came up to kiss me, she spat my man-milk into my mouth and almost pissed herself laughing when I freaked out and nearly threw up. FML

#21428553
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33479) - you deserved it (13986)

On 06/19/2015 at 12:17pm - intimacy - by shmarf (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my wife paid a man with a fake crystal and an even faker accent to investigate the creakiness of our apartment complex floors. $300 later, she told me he'd found a "sinkhole of chi energy" and that the building may collapse if we don't pay him to disperse it. I want a divorce. FML

#21425895
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29712) - you deserved it (3256)

On 06/14/2015 at 11:37am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Croatia (Grad Zagreb)

Today, my boyfriend forgot to pick our son up from daycare. His excuse? Fighting in a battle in World of Warcraft was far more important and he had to stay absolutely focused. Our son had to wait for two hours. FML

#21424976
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30370) - you deserved it (4918)

On 06/12/2015 at 12:51pm - misc - by poor baby - Germany

Today, the pills my doctor prescribed for my extremely painful period cramps apparently have a side effect; excruciatingly painful cramps. I feel like I'm being repeatedly stabbed in the ovaries with a rusty fork. FML

#21398967
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30435) - you deserved it (2297)

On 04/24/2015 at 11:18am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, while watching a clip of the show "16 and Pregnant" on YouTube in my room, my mom yelled from the kitchen that dinner was ready. Without skipping a beat, I yelled back, "I'm pregnant!" I'm a guy. FML

Today, my wife wanted me to take her to a new restaurant in town. When I looked it up and saw their prices, I almost had a heart attack. When I said it was too expensive, she snapped "Maybe you'd like to look up 'Lorena Bobbitt' next?!" We went to the restaurant. FML

#21338935
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31014) - you deserved it (6449)

On 01/17/2015 at 1:49pm - love - by wounded pride, intact cock (man) - United States

Today, I had a nightmare in which I was haunted by the ghost of my foreskin. I then spent the whole day moping around, wondering what my life would've been like if my parents hadn't opted to slice it off. Will I see you in heaven, long-lost ghostly foreskin? FML

#20972170
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34262) - you deserved it (15975)

On 11/27/2013 at 3:44am - health - by MissYouPieceOfSkin (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was playing monopoly with my boyfriend and a few friends. After I bankrupted my boyfriend, he turned to me and said, "I fucked your best friend last night, so who really won?" I turned to the best friend in question, she looked at the board and said, "I'd like to buy a house please." FML

#20967834
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64018) - you deserved it (4665)

On 11/23/2013 at 11:11am - misc - by I hate that game - United Kingdom (Wigan)

Today, my boyfriend took me home for the first time. His place was covered in Insane Clown Posse stuff, even the toilet bowl. He's an undercover Juggalo. FML

#20958067
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41394) - you deserved it (4607)

On 11/14/2013 at 10:08pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, she did it again. While I was minding my own business reading the paper, she casually walked up to me and slashed my face with her nails, drawing blood and screams of pain. I need to get out of this abusive relationship, but no one will adopt my asshole of a cat. FML

#20950555
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45752) - you deserved it (8399)

On 11/08/2013 at 6:02pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, everything that was beautiful and pure in my life turned into a terrible, warped version of what it once was. Today, I lost all hope, and no longer believe that life, although sometimes shitty, is sweet and worth living. Today, I met my mother-in-law. FML

#20949272
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54807) - you deserved it (5724)

On 11/07/2013 at 5:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Derry)



Maïté Verjux's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Auntie Bernie delivers in 2016
  • Greetings my young friends! It's 2016 and I'm late. No, I'm not pregnant, I'm way too old for that sort of thing, even though I've been trying a lot recently (hey there Didier, you randy rascal…

Friday 5 February 2016

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: