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  • Town/Country : Australia
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Rats : I dislike everyone equally. Yes, that includes you.

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Today, my (now former) best friend kicked me out of the band I started because I wasn't 'dedicated enough' after a 3 day 'holiday' to visit my dying uncle. He also during this 3 day 'holiday' convinced my girl friend to leave me and date him. FML

#5287985
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I agree, your life sucks (49684) - you deserved it (2709)

On 09/16/2009 at 4:25am - misc - by dj163 (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I am still coughing. I was diagnosed with whooping cough last week, which apparently cannot be treated. Basically, it appears I'm a 19th century English peasant. FML

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182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32188) - you deserved it (3641)

On 09/16/2009 at 1:33am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I decided to go through my husband's phone to make sure I invited everyone to the surprise party I was planning for him. There were a few I had missed so I called to let them know about it. The last number I called was his girfriend. FML

#5276635
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47099) - you deserved it (3952)

On 09/15/2009 at 5:44pm - love - by Soontobeex (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my best friend, the man who I've been in love with for nine years, finally told me he loves me and wants to spend the rest of his life with me. Unfortunately, it was while he was using me to practice proposing to his girlfriend. FML

#5269441
114 comments

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On 09/15/2009 at 6:53am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my husband was leaving on a long business trip to Germany. As he's leaving, my daughter starts crying. 'Dont leave me with her !' she says. 'Take me with you !' FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45994) - you deserved it (7940)

On 05/20/2009 at 1:18am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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