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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 29 October 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1887
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About Rastaa : half hawaiian, half aussie. i love dance & music. add meee :)

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Today, I walked into the kitchen and accidentally broke my mother's vase. I said, "Accidents happen." She replied, "Yeah, like your birth." FML


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On 03/07/2009 at 1:15pm - misc - by Cody (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at this awesome party and I was dancing with this really attractive girl who started making out with me all of a sudden. Five minutes later, my friend told me that the girl had just given him a blowjob. FML


I agree, your life sucks (66091) - you deserved it (11387)

On 03/06/2009 at 11:14am - intimacy - by cumguzzler - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I had to give a speech on stage at a local preschool about fire safety. I'm 32 years old and passed out on stage because I felt extremely nervous and intimitated by a group of 4 year olds. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39148) - you deserved it (7815)

On 02/13/2009 at 3:06am - misc - by buster (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML


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