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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 15 December 1996 (17 years)
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  • Number of visits : 439
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About RaspberryFlower : Hey everyone :)
I'm 17 and I like music, my friends, ice cream, sports, chocolate, and cherries! I love messages ♥︎
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I'm Mathilde, and you? 🙈

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#Brooke and Nick, you are really awesome 👌😘

Oooooh 30 "fucks"! Haha thank you 😂✌️😘

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Today, I went to a baseball game with my girlfriend's dad. I got a boner when they sang the anthem, because that's what I sing in my head when having sex with his daughter so I last longer. FML

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