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  • Town/Country : Paris, France
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 15 December 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 821
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About RaspberryFlower : Hey :)
I'm 18 and since I was in a hard college, my life is, I think, considerably less thrilling. 😝

I love my friends, cinema, to dance, to laugh, to smile, I do not like to have cold hands, to have 2% of battery on my laptop, my hair, too pretentious people, to leave my home to have forgotten my headphones, when the varnish is peeling and red beets. I'm Mathilde, and you?
If by chance you wanna send me a message does not hesitate :))
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My English is so poor, I'm sorry :(
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In life there are 10 types of people: those who can count in binary and those who do not know ♥ ︎
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Brooke, you're an amazing girl!!!

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Today, I went to a baseball game with my girlfriend's dad. I got a boner when they sang the anthem, because that's what I sing in my head when having sex with his daughter so I last longer. FML

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