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About RaspberryFlower : Hey everyone :)
I'm 17 and I'm French :) I like music, my friends, ice cream, sports, chocolate, cherries and travel ha ha! Message me if you want :)
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Today, I went to a baseball game with my girlfriend's dad. I got a boner when they sang the anthem, because that's what I sing in my head when having sex with his daughter so I last longer. FML

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