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Rapunzel1974

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Rapunzel1974

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 28 January 1974 (41 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 745
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 25 posted

About Rapunzel1974 : Anarchist. Hiding it well.

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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Rapunzel1974's favorite FMLs

Today, while I was teaching my chickens to eat out of my hand, one of the hens bit my finger and I dropped the entire handful of treats. Result: bonanza for the bird. The rest decided they could get more treats by biting me rather than by behaving. I now have a flock of fingerbiters. FML

Today, it's been weeks since some asshat started placing gnomes in my front and back yards. I resorted to setting up cameras, which I thought had deterred the idiot, until I walked into my kitchen this morning and found two gnomes on the counter. Nothing on the tapes. I'm freaking out here. FML

#20742609
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61977) - you deserved it (4079)

On 06/23/2013 at 1:02pm - misc - by ilivealoneandwhatthefuck (man) - Guam

Today, my dog attacked me because I had a chicken costume on for a party. I'm currently in a hospital, dressed as a chicken, waiting for medical assistance. FML

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91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25509) - you deserved it (4192)

On 02/11/2012 at 5:19am - animals - by lulu - United States (Ohio)



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