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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 28 January 1974 (40 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 467
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

About Rapunzel1974 : Anarchist. Hiding it well.

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Today, while I was teaching my chickens to eat out of my hand, one of the hens bit my finger and I dropped the entire handful of treats. Result: bonanza for the bird. The rest decided they could get more treats by biting me rather than by behaving. I now have a flock of fingerbiters. FML

Today, I'm expected to buy a bassinet and/or a stroller/car-seat for my nephew because my brother trusted the pullout method for contraception. FML


Today, it's been weeks since some asshat started placing gnomes in my front and back yards. I resorted to setting up cameras, which I thought had deterred the idiot, until I walked into my kitchen this morning and found two gnomes on the counter. Nothing on the tapes. I'm freaking out here. FML


I agree, your life sucks (58494) - you deserved it (3809)

On 06/23/2013 at 1:02pm - misc - by ilivealoneandwhatthefuck (man) - Guam

Today, my dog attacked me because I had a chicken costume on for a party. I'm currently in a hospital, dressed as a chicken, waiting for medical assistance. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24792) - you deserved it (4138)

On 02/11/2012 at 5:19am - animals - by lulu - United States (Ohio)

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