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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 1 March 1984 (30 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 690
  • Number of comments : 41
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Randy84 : People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to affect, but actually, from a non-linier, non subjective point of view it is more like a big ball of wibbily wobbly timey wimey...stuff

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Today, I had a nightmare in which I was haunted by the ghost of my foreskin. I then spent the whole day moping around, wondering what my life would've been like if my parents hadn't opted to slice it off. Will I see you in heaven, long-lost ghostly foreskin? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31050) - you deserved it (14733)

On 11/27/2013 at 3:44am - health - by MissYouPieceOfSkin (man) - United States (Washington)



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