About RandomUsername88 : Hey, I'm Darby. I'm a 3rd degree senior black belt in Taekwondo. I love dogs, the Harry Potter series, the Legend of Zelda, and Friends. Also writing poetry and stories.
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I agree, their lives suck
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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
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