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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 3 March 2001 (13 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 156
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About RandomPrius : Youtuber: Master Shadow Gaming
I love the Atlanta Braves, I play baseball and basketball ( favorite basketball team Is OKC Thunder), my favorite colleges are Florida and Vanderbilt(I plan to attend Vandy).
I'm Christian
I don't listen to much music but when I do its country, I also play Xbox 360 and One if you want my gamer tag message me.
If you have any questions just message me.

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RandomPrius's favorite FMLs

Today, my dad asked me how I would feel about going on an all-expenses-paid, month-long holiday to the Caribbean. I was ecstatic and broke into tears of joy, saying I'd love it. He replied, "Yeah, me too. Shame it ain't happening!" then left for work, laughing his arse off. FML

#21220536
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42813) - you deserved it (7972)

On 07/25/2014 at 6:46pm - misc - by xXshitface4uXx (woman) - New Zealand (Bay of Plenty)

Today, I was at a buffet with my kids and husband. As my boys got up to get more food, I told them they'd better come back with something green on their plate. They both came back with mint ice cream and got a high-five from my husband. FML

#21154562
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46373) - you deserved it (27757)

On 05/28/2014 at 12:28pm - kids - by outsmartedbykids (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I found out that Google+ has been automatically uploading my cell phone pictures as I take them. My friends have now seen pictures of me, my penis, and other things too horrifying to talk about. FML

#18945896
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14880) - you deserved it (41191)

On 01/29/2012 at 7:26pm - misc - by brannie - United States

Today, I was at the mall and started singing along to the playing of "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas." A kid glanced at me and said to her mom, "She IS a hippopotamus." FML

#18358747
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30121) - you deserved it (9475)

On 11/26/2011 at 6:13pm - misc - by Person15 - United States (Indiana)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job, which was great, until she started saying "milk the penis... miiiiilk the penis." FML

#10667407
307 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45909) - you deserved it (13630)

On 05/21/2010 at 11:46am - intimacy - by mperrotta913 (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML

#12567
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (280169) - you deserved it (51826)

On 02/06/2009 at 10:55pm - misc - by hahahehehohohoo (woman) - United States (California)



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