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About RandomPrius : Youtuber: Master Shadow Gaming
I love the Atlanta Braves, I play baseball and basketball ( favorite basketball team Is OKC Thunder), my favorite colleges are Florida and Vanderbilt(I plan to attend Vandy).
I don't listen to much music but when I do its country, I also play Xbox 360 and One if you want my gamer tag message me.
If you have any questions just message me.
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This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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Today, my dad asked me how I would feel about going on an all-expenses-paid, month-long holiday to the Caribbean. I was ecstatic and broke into tears of joy, saying I'd love it. He replied, "Yeah, me too. Shame it ain't happening!" then left for work, laughing his arse off. FML
Today, I was at a buffet with my kids and husband. As my boys got up to get more food, I told them they'd better come back with something green on their plate. They both came back with mint ice cream and got a high-five from my husband. FML
Today, I found out that Google+ has been automatically uploading my cell phone pictures as I take them. My friends have now seen pictures of me, my penis, and other things too horrifying to talk about. FML
Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML
Thursday 11 September 2014