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RandomPatron's favorite FMLs
Today, my friends took my work laptop and changed the sounds. Now, whenever I remove a USB device, a woman's voice screams "Put it back!" and when I insert a USB device, it says "Oh, you need to push it in harder!" I don't know how to change it back. FML
by Anonymous / 07/20/2013 at 11:45am / United States (Delaware) / Work
by nosestealer / 07/07/2013 at 5:57pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
Today, after supporting my girlfriend for over a year in her endeavour to lose weight, exercise more, and eat better, my now-slender girlfriend dumped me. Because now she find someone better than me. FML
by Anonymous / 02/23/2013 at 3:07am / Australia (Victoria) / Love
by excusemeprincess / 02/11/2013 at 12:08pm / United States (New York) / Love
by deadhammy / 01/11/2013 at 2:09am / United States (California) / Animals
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