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Today, after supporting my girlfriend for over a year in her endeavour to lose weight, exercise more, and eat better, my now-slender girlfriend dumped me. Because now she can do "so much better". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38202) - you deserved it (2698)

On 02/23/2013 at 3:07am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, it's my boyfriend's birthday. He really likes Legend of Zelda, so I put on a Link hat, took my clothes off, and waited for him at his place. He came home with a hooker. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43462) - you deserved it (2640)

On 02/11/2013 at 12:08pm - love - by excusemeprincess (woman) - United States (New York)

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Today, my hamster died. It climbed out of its cage and jumped off my dresser. Looking for condolences, I told my mom who replied, "If I lived in your room, I would have done it earlier." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22195) - you deserved it (5715)

On 01/11/2013 at 2:09am - animals - by deadhammy (man) - United States (California)

Today, my dad asked me to clean the trash on our acreage. I was cleaning around the tree line when I came across a particularly heavy bag. I ran inside to ask my dad for help moving it. He looked inside the bag to see what it could be. It was a human body. Someone had thrown it over our fence. FML

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On 10/22/2012 at 3:45am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)



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