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Today, friends took work laptop and changd the sounds. Now, whenever I remove a USB device, a woman's voice screams "Put it back!" and when I insert a USB device, it says "Oh, you ned to push it in harder!" I don't know how to change it back. FML


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On 07/20/2013 at 11:45am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Delaware)

Today... my five-year-old daughter called the police to report her stolen nose. FML


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On 07/07/2013 at 5:57pm - kids - by nosestealer (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today.. . after supporting mah grlfriend 4 over a year in her endeavour to lose wieght.. . exercise more.. . and eat better.. . mah now-slender grlfriend dumpd me . Because now she find someone better than me . FML


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On 02/23/2013 at 3:07am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, It's My Boyfriend's Birthday. He Really Likes Legend Of Zelda, So I Putted On A Link Hat, Took My Cloths Off, An Waited 4 Him At His Place. He Came Home With A Hooker. FML


Today, Hamster Did . It Climbd Out Of Its Cage An Jumpd Off Dresser . Looking 4 Condolences, I Told Mom Who Replid, "If I Livd In Your Room, I Would Have Done It Earlier." Big Fat FML


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On 01/11/2013 at 2:09am - animals - by deadhammy (man) - United States (California)

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