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Random4Dayz
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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 5 December 1998 (16 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1216
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Random4Dayz : I use this website mostly to pass time.I play Xbox that's what I do with the rest of my time...I guess that's pretty much it... no reason to keep reading this. Nothing I can do about it I guess. I mean if you really wanna keep reading this go ahead.If your still reading this I really don't know why.

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Today, I stuck my hand out the car window and noticed my arm fat flapping in the wind. FML

#21409639
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22947) - you deserved it (9142)

On 05/13/2015 at 7:19pm - health - by windthroughmyflab - United States

Today, I went to the doctor, because I've been having stomach pains and nausea for weeks. He ended up gravely telling me I'm pregnant. I freaked out and panicked about what my parents would say. Then his laughter reminded me that I'm a guy. A really stupid one. FML

#21367918
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70) - you deserved it (162)

On 03/04/2015 at 10:03am - health - by actually just constipated.. and stupid - Tunisia

Today, I was accused of letting my dog take a shit on the sidewalk and not picking it up. My dog's a chihuahua, and the turd was almost longer than he is. I got fined anyway. FML

#21339093
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28571) - you deserved it (5223) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2015 at 4:12pm - animals - by Titatoum - Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest)

Today, I was accused of letting my dog take a shit on the sidewalk and not picking it up. My dog's a chihuahua, and the turd was almost longer than he is. I got fined anyway. FML

#21339093
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28571) - you deserved it (5223) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2015 at 4:12pm - animals - by Titatoum - Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest)

Today, I accidentally spilled a big glass of water on the table, where I had some papers, my cellphone, and a box of donuts. With lightning reflexes, my sister heroically jumped forward and saved the donuts. FML

#21338246
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26189) - you deserved it (8589)

On 01/16/2015 at 12:09pm - misc - by phones - United States

Today, I signed into my online class, got bored, and took off my headphones to argue with my roommates about anal sex. At the end of the argument, I put my headphones back on to hear my professor asking if someone could call me to tell me to turn my damn mic off. FML

Today, my proposal to my girlfriend was supposed to be exactly when the ball dropped at midnight. Unfortunately my mother called her at 11:55pm to ask her if she liked the ring. FML

#21328278
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40921) - you deserved it (3230)

On 01/01/2015 at 12:47am - love - by Proposal Fail - United States (New York)

Today, I witnessed my very overweight cat trying to jump over my fence, only to shit himself half way up, and then land in it. FML

Today, I got a new downstairs neighbor. Herpes. FML

#21318606
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24471) - you deserved it (33249)

On 12/16/2014 at 4:04pm - health - by fuck - Norway (Buskerud)

Today, my mom found my dildo, and got so angry that she beat me with it. FML

#21309415
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48360) - you deserved it (13581)

On 12/01/2014 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I realized my anger management has hit a new low when I screamed at a goose for being a goose. FML

#21309384
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27879) - you deserved it (7541)

On 12/01/2014 at 11:38am - misc - by WickedLittleDoll - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I took my girlfriend of a year out on a date, a nice fancy dinner and a movie. After dinner, I said that I was feeling sick and just wanted to go home. I didn't have the heart to tell her that dinner was so expensive that I didn't have money for the movie. FML

#21258006
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44487) - you deserved it (8838)

On 09/14/2014 at 11:32am - love - by jgboy - United States (Illinois)

Today, my car was stolen from my driveway. I reported it to the police, the insurance company, and my neighbors, and begged for help via social media. As I walked to catch a bus, I saw my car parked outside my school. I forgot I left it there last night. FML

#21256874
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20828) - you deserved it (41738)

On 09/12/2014 at 10:32am - misc - by uppiskalle - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I was punched in the face because my uncontrollable hiccups were "annoying". FML

#21250817
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35655) - you deserved it (3840)

On 09/02/2014 at 10:13pm - health - by soccer8goalie - United States (West Virginia)

Today, my sister introduced me to her new, deaf boyfriend. She proudly proclaimed that she was trying to learn sign language for his sake, so he wouldn't have to read her lips. I'm also deaf and have been trying to get her to do the same for me for 20 goddamn years. FML

#21250726
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50740) - you deserved it (2864)

On 09/02/2014 at 7:38pm - misc - by SadAndDeaf -



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