Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Random4Dayz

Offline (yesterday at 5:48am) | Search for a member

Random4Dayz

0Liked!

Random4Dayz
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 6 December 1998 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 176
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Random4Dayz : I use this website mostly to pass time.I play Xbox you can add me bringnheat444.I guess that's pretty much it...you probably won't add me but oh well.Nothing I can do about it I guess, not like I can find you and tell you to.If your still reading this I really don't understand why but your cool :)

Random4Dayz's page activity

Visits<b>mrnope</b> - the 10/19/2014 at 10:32pm<b>CEC710</b> - the 10/14/2014 at 1:33am<b>Gunnie</b> - the 09/28/2014 at 7:31am<b>boring_boredom</b> - the 09/25/2014 at 11:17pm<b>moksha</b> - the 09/23/2014 at 5:15am<b>Toughsky</b> - the 09/22/2014 at 10:59pm<b>vividpictures</b> - the 08/06/2014 at 1:54pm<b>Mads_1234</b> - the 08/03/2014 at 2:52pm<b>dixie217</b> - the 07/31/2014 at 11:24pm<b>mariakitty87</b> - the 07/31/2014 at 6:41pm<b>akorpija</b> - the 07/31/2014 at 6:08pm<b>xxrogerthatxx</b> - the 07/31/2014 at 3:19pm<b>KittyBunny</b> - the 07/31/2014 at 2:44pm<b>Effulgence</b> - the 07/31/2014 at 1:13pm<b>BenjiX</b> - the 07/30/2014 at 12:22am<b>AHotCupOfCoffee</b> - the 07/28/2014 at 3:18pm<b>TehK</b> - the 07/27/2014 at 10:45pm<b>Welshite</b> - the 07/26/2014 at 8:38am

Random4Dayz's FML badges

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

50 favourites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already got 50 FMLs in your favourites list!

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

See all of Random4Dayz's badges

Random4Dayz's favorite FMLs

Today, I took my girlfriend of a year out on a date, a nice fancy dinner and a movie. After dinner, I said that I was feeling sick and just wanted to go home. I didn't have the heart to tell her that dinner was so expensive that I didn't have money for the movie. FML

#21258006
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42454) - you deserved it (8100)

On 09/14/2014 at 11:32am - love - by jgboy - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was punched in the face because my uncontrollable hiccups were "annoying". FML

#21250817
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35467) - you deserved it (3810)

On 09/02/2014 at 10:13pm - health - by soccer8goalie - United States (West Virginia)

Today, my sister introduced me to her new, deaf boyfriend. She proudly proclaimed that she was trying to learn sign language for his sake, so he wouldn't have to read her lips. I'm also deaf and have been trying to get her to do the same for me for 20 goddamn years. FML

#21250726
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50451) - you deserved it (2479)

On 09/02/2014 at 7:38pm - misc - by SadAndDeaf -

Today, as I awoke, the sun was shining, the birds were tweeting, and police sirens were wailing at a drug bust next door. FML

#21234535
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38375) - you deserved it (3135)

On 08/11/2014 at 1:11am - misc - by Ithoughtheywerenormalpeople (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I discovered that the odd creaking noise I hear when I walk down the stairs is actually a crack that had been getting larger over the years. I found out when I fell through and plummeted to the stairs below. FML

#21216856
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39997) - you deserved it (4863)

On 07/21/2014 at 11:46pm - misc - by Oldhouse (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had to take my cat to the vet. On the way there, he managed to get out of his cage, climb into the front seat, onto my chest, and howl in my face as I tried to drive down the highway. I ended up with stitches and still got charged for missing my cat's appointment. FML

#21216576
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38189) - you deserved it (4931)

On 07/21/2014 at 6:49pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was at a party, and someone called the cops on us. I dove into a bush that turned out to have thorns. I got multiple cuts and a sprained wrist, and got arrested anyway. Its kind of hard to hide from the police when you're screaming in agony. FML

#21213929
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38326) - you deserved it (24314)

On 07/19/2014 at 7:35am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, I ran into a good friend at work. I work at a jail. She doesn't. FML

#21211411
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51314) - you deserved it (4206)

On 07/16/2014 at 11:51pm - misc - by Is that..? - United States (Colorado)

Today, I discovered the downside to having a "sneak-attacks-allowed" tickle war with my 4-year-old son. I had to explain to several outraged strangers at the supermarket why my son kept flinching and pulling away whenever I made any sudden movements near him. FML

#21207892
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41553) - you deserved it (6141)

On 07/13/2014 at 12:04pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I accidentally twisted my balls in my own underwear so badly that I had to be hospitalized. FML

#21207158
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42400) - you deserved it (7007)

On 07/12/2014 at 4:19pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was watching adult videos in my apartment. I'm deaf, so I didn't realize my volume was at full blast until I put my hand over the speaker. FML

#21206881
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55404) - you deserved it (10943)

On 07/12/2014 at 10:00am - intimacy - by weeping_angel_ - United States (New York)

Today, while sitting on my front porch, my cat came up beside me. I started idly stroking her, only to turn and realize I was petting a wild raccoon. FML

#21206318
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44239) - you deserved it (8279)

On 07/11/2014 at 7:38pm - animals - by and god shat (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, the girl who broke up with me and disappeared 6 years ago wished me a happy Father's Day. FML

#21176638
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50916) - you deserved it (5804)

On 06/16/2014 at 11:30am - misc - by IneedMaury (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my dad called me into the bathroom, saying "Get a load of this shit, son" and forcing me to look at the biggest, foulest-smelling turd I have ever seen in my life in the toilet. It's been three hours and I still feel physically ill. FML

#21173465
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41797) - you deserved it (5304)

On 06/13/2014 at 4:17pm - health - by green and not with envy (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had dinner for the first time with my boyfriend's parents. It was awkward enough without his mom asking, "So, what do you do for fun, besides my son?" FML

#21173084
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46380) - you deserved it (5579)

On 06/13/2014 at 5:27am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



Zach Stafford's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Zach's illustrated FML
  • Everybody's talking about Ebola at the moment. I have trouble keeping up with the latest trends. I'm going to wait until Christmas and see what special offers turn up in the shops, under funky new names…

Friday 17 October 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: