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Today, I had to explain to my fiancé that having me watch him jerk off over a porno is not in fact considered foreplay. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41036) - you deserved it (11101)

On 12/20/2012 at 5:45pm - intimacy - by alicia (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my house was broken into. The cop that came turned out to be a guy I fought over a girl with in high school. He sneered and said that everything appeared to be in order, and that I probably ransacked my own house. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35562) - you deserved it (8494)

On 12/20/2012 at 6:19am - misc - by doblex (man) - United States

Today, my bra clasp broke in the middle of a job interview. I got the job on the spot. I'm scared to report into work. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29869) - you deserved it (3785)

On 12/19/2012 at 5:06pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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