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by Cat Piss / 12/15/2013 at 11:58am / United States (Texas) / Animals
by Anonymous / 10/17/2013 at 5:36pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by TeddyBearKiller / 10/06/2013 at 9:11pm / United States / Kids
Today, while on the airplane, the cute girl next to me and I instantly hit it off. When I excused myself to the bathroom, I must have given her the wrong impression. She wanted to join the mile high club; I just wanted to take a crap. FML
by mile high clubber / 07/14/2013 at 6:41am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Transportation
by me / 03/21/2013 at 6:25am / United Kingdom (West Sussex) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was so drunk that my friends put me to bed during a party. Later I find out that while I was passed out two of my friends came in and had sex while I was in the same bed. They tried to use me as a prop. Now my friends call me the love wedge. FML
by lovewedge / 03/08/2009 at 8:25pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
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