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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 8 June 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 312
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Rancor : My name is Kyle, some may know me from my old account, bluewaffleftw, I have since moved on from my punny ways and gotten a greater look at who I really am.

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Today, I boarded my flight and sat next to a man. I told him I had hoped he was a hot woman and he concurred. He said at least I wasn't obese and I replied "At least you aren't smelly". Minutes later I realize he had the most disgusting foot odour ever... the barefoot kind. I suffered for 11 hours. FML


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