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Today, an attractive guy came up to me and told me that I looked sexy in a picture online. He then asked himself why he had never asked me out before. Apparently, he doesn't remember our 6-month relationship, or how it ended when he slept with my sister. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41279) - you deserved it (2979)

On 03/18/2013 at 4:28am - love - by mcds2 (woman) - United States



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