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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 25 September 1993 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 113
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I was at the cafeteria of my school with my boyfriend and he dumped me. I was kinda expecting it. What I wasn't expecting was that he'd start running in front of everyone, screaming "FREEEEEEEEEDOM!" at the top of his lungs and that he'd kiss the first girl he saw. FML


I agree, your life sucks (82051) - you deserved it (9253)

On 06/12/2009 at 2:39am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I realized the annoying squealing I hear every night isn't my guinea pig. Apparently my brothers girlfriend makes that sound when they have sex. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41713) - you deserved it (2721)

On 02/17/2009 at 8:00pm - intimacy - by KTK (woman) - United States (Washington)

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