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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 25 September 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 222
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Raleaf : "Stare into my eyes and give me all the vittles."

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YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

The Thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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Raleaf's favorite FMLs

Today, I was at the cafeteria of my school with my boyfriend and he dumped me. I was kinda expecting it. What I wasn't expecting was that he'd start running in front of everyone, screaming "FREEEEEEEEEDOM!" at the top of his lungs and that he'd kiss the first girl he saw. FML


I agree, your life sucks (87602) - you deserved it (9950)

On 06/12/2009 at 2:39am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I realized the annoying squealing I hear every night isn't my guinea pig. Apparently my brothers girlfriend makes that sound when they have sex. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43442) - you deserved it (2862)

On 02/17/2009 at 8:00pm - intimacy - by KTK (woman) - United States (Washington)

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