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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 25 September 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 671
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Raleaf : "Stare into my eyes and give me all the vittles."

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Today, I had to imagine myself savagely beating my cat to death, just to stop myself from getting a boner while a girl laid her head in my lap. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27524) - you deserved it (4737)

On 07/24/2015 at 8:12pm - intimacy - by strangely - United States (California)

Today, I was at the cafeteria of my school with my boyfriend and he dumped me. I was kinda expecting it. What I wasn't expecting was that he'd start running in front of everyone, screaming "FREEEEEEEEEDOM!" at the top of his lungs and that he'd kiss the first girl he saw. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (92881) - you deserved it (10611)

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