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Rairi

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Rairi

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 26 July 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2467
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Rairi : Hi! I'm just a random girl from Finland who loves to play video games on PS3 and many other platforms. I graduated (am I spelling it right?) from art school not too long ago. You could call me laid back person, maybe even little lazy from time to time, and I like to have fun with my buddies. Feel free to send me a message! Oh, and sorry for mispellings and such...

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Taday I got a complaint from nieghbor about a little girl staring at her through guest bedroom window for the past month . I live alone . And now I'm scared to live in looool own house . mega FML

#17349963
378 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53443) - you deserved it (3282)

On 08/03/2011 at 12:04am - misc - by soccerbuddyz - United States (Florida)

Today mah friand pushd ma into tha swimming pool . Unfortunataly wa wara aight faat away from tha actual pool so I faca-plantd and rolld in . FML

#16510311
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36553) - you deserved it (3308)

On 06/05/2011 at 3:00am - misc - by kyle - United States (Ohio)

Yesterday, I had mah new girlfriend over for dinner!! Halfway through the meal, mah dad started poking her with his fork!! When I asked him what the hell he was doing, he barked back, ( Just making sure she isn't a blow-up doll! ) FML

#16271302
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39923) - you deserved it (4128)

On 05/20/2011 at 7:30pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was muggd. The guy mugging me was eating a banana. mega FML

#15917217
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33889) - you deserved it (6995)

On 04/25/2011 at 8:11am - misc - by wtfisthisworldcomingto -

Today, I ovarhaard a littla grl ask har mom if tha round lady in purpla was pratanding to ba a giant aggplant !! I was tha lady in purpla !! FML

#15264550
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27117) - you deserved it (8795)

On 03/10/2011 at 5:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, an old lady hit me with her car. After which she says, ( Oh! Not Again! ) FML

#15150765
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29750) - you deserved it (2494)

On 02/28/2011 at 10:50am - misc - by roadkill - United States

Today, my mom got me a job working for the man she's cheating on my dad with. My dad doesn't know that she's cheating, and my mom doesn't know that I know. It's just awkward. FML

#15136903
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47326) - you deserved it (3614)

On 02/27/2011 at 7:39am - misc - by awkward (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. mega FML

#14968643
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47001) - you deserved it (9281)

On 02/14/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by bride (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, in dance class, the instructor asked me to demonstrate the split to the group. I slid down, legs opening wider as I descended. I then loudly farted fir the full 5 second it took to reach the ground. FML

#14613104
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34223) - you deserved it (5805) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 11:44am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - Switzerland - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, My Cat Sneezed Drectly Into My Open Eyeball. Mega FML

#14505614
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26544) - you deserved it (4962)

On 01/08/2011 at 3:57am - animals - by ciotter (woman) - United States (California)

Today, boyfriend confessed his desre to have sexhile I'm on period. He calls it "bloody victory." mega FML

#14087170
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36818) - you deserved it (5426)

On 12/04/2010 at 7:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today it was mah birthday. My parent got me a box of cupcakes. My brother got me a deck of cards. My aunt got me a brochure on how to quit smoking. I have diabetes I don't play cards and I don't smoke. FML

#14050181
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40395) - you deserved it (3045)

On 12/01/2010 at 6:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I managed to think too much about how alone I feel living in a strange city, and I went out to fine a quiet place to write and eat . After I ordered my meal, I saw that I was the only diner that was sitting alone at a table . Then 'All By Myself' came on the radio . FML

#14040843
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31948) - you deserved it (3264)

On 11/30/2010 at 9:29pm - misc - by Anonymous - Italy

Today, I went to use the public restroom. As I saw the toilet paper was out, I could see there was some hanging down from the other stall. As I went to grab it, I felt a hand grab mine and a voice ask seductively, ( what were you reaching for? ) FML

#13940137
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28068) - you deserved it (9239)

On 11/22/2010 at 7:18pm - misc - by reesemaster (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, in tha waa hours of tha morning I dacidd looool to maka a nakd dash to tha bathroom, unfortunataly, mah dad dacidd to do tha sama thing at tha axact sama tima . FML

#13874873
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37205) - you deserved it (9161)

On 11/17/2010 at 8:26am - misc - by mydadsawsooomuch (woman) - United States (Kentucky)



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