About Rairi : Hi! I'm teenage girl from Finland. Currently I'm living on my own in Lapland. I moved away from my parents about 2½ years ago. :3 I love videogames and Marvel-comics ~
Happy Ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
50 favourites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already got 50 FMLs in your favourites list!
Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. FML
I agree, your life sucks (40046) - you deserved it (7605)
On 02/14/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by bride (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, in dance class, the instructor asked me to demonstrate the splits to the group. I slid down, my legs opening wider as I descended. I then loudly farted for the full 5 seconds it took to reach the ground. FML
I agree, your life sucks (27422) - you deserved it (5072) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!
On 01/17/2011 at 11:44am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - Switzerland - Chosen by the cast of Skins
Today, my cat sneezed directly into my open eyeball. FML
I agree, your life sucks (20306) - you deserved it (3807)
On 01/08/2011 at 3:57am - animals - by ciotter (woman) - United States (California)
Today, it was my birthday. My parents got me a box of cupcakes. My brother got me a deck of cards. My aunt got me a brochure on how to quit smoking. I have diabetes, I don't play cards, and I don't smoke. FML
I agree, your life sucks (33607) - you deserved it (2240)
On 12/01/2010 at 6:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, in the wee hours of the morning I decided to make a naked dash to the bathroom, unfortunately, my dad decided to do the same thing at the exact same time. FML
I agree, your life sucks (29459) - you deserved it (7163)
On 11/17/2010 at 8:26am - misc - by mydadsawsooomuch (woman) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, out of all the cars in the parking lot, mine got struck by lightning. FML
I agree, your life sucks (30375) - you deserved it (2394)
On 10/14/2010 at 3:15am - misc - by A. - United States
Today, airport security took away my 32$ eyelash curler, because it could be used as a weapon. I miss the 90s. FML
I agree, your life sucks (24052) - you deserved it (6516)
On 08/17/2010 at 12:59am - misc - by J.O.S (woman) - Canada (Quebec)
Today, my parents told me that I was born to entertain my brother. I have found the meaning of life. FML
I agree, your life sucks (31360) - you deserved it (2822)
On 07/07/2010 at 5:43am - misc - by 42 (man) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, we were working with infant and adult CPR dummies. After practising flawless CPR on the adult dummy, I announced "And that's how you save someone." Then I tripped on the baby dummy and fell. My co-worker stood up and yelled out, "And that's how you kill a baby." FML
I agree, your life sucks (5152) - you deserved it (17459)
On 03/03/2010 at 7:07pm - misc - by DUMMIE (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was talking to my best friend about a cute guy that girls are afraid to even speak to, so I then decided to march right up to him and say hello. When he smiled at me, I stood there with my mouth wide open, but I made non-coherent words. He asked me if I was a foreign exchange student. FML
I agree, your life sucks (5525) - you deserved it (16903)
On 03/02/2010 at 9:37pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, feeling down and dejected because of the shitty weather and none of my friends or family wanting to spend time with me to feel loved I took my favorite stuffed animal and that says 'I love you' when you squeeze it. I squeezed it. Nothing happened. Even an inanimate object rejected me. FML
I agree, your life sucks (19067) - you deserved it (4653)
On 02/27/2010 at 8:32pm - love - by dejected (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I was checking out a gorgeous woman in spandex with beautiful flowing long black hair on the treadmill at the gym. I spent a few minutes just watching her body move and ripple under the material. She turned off the treadmill and got off, only for me to find out that it was a guy. FML
I agree, your life sucks (8231) - you deserved it (29157)
On 02/21/2010 at 10:16am - love - by anonymous - United States
Today, I was pondering the meaning of life - why I'm here, why anyone is here, why go on, and whether it's worth it... Then it hit me. The football in the head, not the meaning of life. FML
I agree, your life sucks (7557) - you deserved it (15107)
On 01/23/2010 at 9:14pm - misc - by ceedee - United States (California)
Today, my pet hedgehog thought it would be funny to roll around in the kitty litter. It was like washing a poopy cactus. FML
I agree, your life sucks (20082) - you deserved it (3124)
On 01/08/2010 at 1:23am - misc - by StinkyCactus (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I decided to have a midnight snack. I figured I knew my own house well enough to leave the lights off so my mom wouldn't wake up. Chuckling at the brilliance of my plan, I walked straight into a doorframe and bust up my nose. FML
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On 12/30/2009 at 6:30am - health - by Username - Sent from mobile version
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