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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 26 July 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3238
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Rairi : Hi! I'm just a random girl from Finland who loves to play video games on PS3 and many other platforms. I graduated (am I spelling it right?) from art school not too long ago. You could call me laid back person, maybe even little lazy from time to time, and I like to have fun with my buddies. Feel free to send me a message! Oh, and sorry for mispellings and such...

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Today, as I have been for 10 years, I'm allergic to fruit. After an argument with my mother, she yelled, "Here, have a banana and go kill yourself!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (49714) - you deserved it (7321) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/31/2012 at 5:09pm - misc - by aelia_oups - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was hit in the head by a golf ball. I wasn't near a golf course, and nobody was anywhere in sight. I'm still trying to figure out what happened. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39224) - you deserved it (3697)

On 12/17/2012 at 2:38pm - health - by wtf - United States

Today, I woke up to find my best friend lying down and unresponsive. Frightened, I tapped on the glass. He got scared and started swimming again. My best friend is a fish. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30140) - you deserved it (6814)

On 12/10/2012 at 5:40pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Vastmanlands Lan)

Today, I came home to find all of the wood in my house either broken or gone. On the now legless table there was a note from my mother, saying that she needed the wood to build a boat, and that I will thank her when the world ends. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30461) - you deserved it (1792)

On 12/09/2012 at 10:29am - misc - by woodless (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I delivered a pizza to a guy so high out of his mind that I had to let myself in and set it down on a table, because he'd forgotten how to walk, and was on the ground sobbing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28574) - you deserved it (2061)

On 11/10/2012 at 4:14pm - misc - by anon - United States (Washington)

Today, during dinner, my daughter rudely cut into my conversation and gushed that she's "like, totally" going to audition for a reality TV show next year, after I pay her way. Five minutes into her jaw-dropping stupidity, I had to physically restrain myself from slapping her out of her chair. FML


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On 10/26/2012 at 8:33pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Solihull)

Today, my boyfriend's transition into an annoying hipster is complete. It started with the not-really-necessary nerd glasses and the Mötley Crüe t-shirt, the final straw being the affected British accent. I'm considering where to dump the body. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26980) - you deserved it (2993)

On 09/24/2012 at 1:07am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I woke up naked next to my gay roommate after a night of drinking. Neither he nor I remember anything. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28228) - you deserved it (28031)

On 09/22/2012 at 10:06am - intimacy - by holyshitbatman - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was talking on the phone with my crush. After an hour of talking she told me, "If you were half as hot as you sound over the phone, I'd date you immediately." Maybe I should give up on love and start a phone sex line. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33821) - you deserved it (2531)

On 09/19/2012 at 2:24am - intimacy - by annonymous - United States

Today, I woke up feeling ecstatic, because last night, my crush had told my best friend he likes me a lot. I sent him a text message telling him the feeling is mutual. A little while after sending it, it hit me that his confession had only been part of a dream. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32732) - you deserved it (7072)

On 09/15/2012 at 6:16pm - love - by hannah (woman) - New Zealand (Marlborough)

Today, my five-year-old daughter asked me why moms don't swallow clothes, so that their babies won't be born naked. My husband burst into derisive laughter, and has now trained her into responding to the name "Derp-Derp." FML


I agree, your life sucks (27154) - you deserved it (3108)

On 09/14/2012 at 7:06pm - kids - by -___- (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I was at a family dinner, which had gone into meltdown after my aunt said something sarcastic about my mother's drinking. I went out for some fresh air and stumbled about in the dark, unaware of the fact that a pool was being dug. I fell into the huge hole and lost a shoe. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19570) - you deserved it (2363)

On 09/11/2012 at 2:47am - misc - by NotDrunk (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was playing some CoD online, when I realised I'd started humming an annoyingly catchy Bieber tune. Before I could come to my senses and pull out my mic, a bunch of my teammates started sarcastically singing along. FML


I agree, your life sucks (7661) - you deserved it (27300)

On 08/31/2012 at 3:20pm - misc - by bieberyoulittleSHIT (man) - United Kingdom (York)

Today, there's a cricket in my apartment. I don't know if I'm more annoyed by the fact that it somehow got up three flights of stairs to get here, or that my cat is so excited about it that he's jumping on me and howling in my face to announce the cricket's presence instead of killing it. FML

Today, my boyfriend came over to see me after almost a month of us not spending time together. Unfortunately, he came straight from bar-hopping with his friends and was wasted. He's currently naked in bed, cooing at his penis, and giggling like a little girl. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25890) - you deserved it (3238)

On 08/27/2012 at 8:57am - love - by kvdfan (woman) - United States

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