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Rairi
  • Town/Country : Oulu, Finland
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 26 July 1994 (19 years)
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Today, my mother finally had her beloved Siamese cat cremated. The cat has been dead for over a week and she has been keeping it on her bed, stroking its fur and saying, "She looks like she's sleeping" and "She's so cold." To top it all off, she's been calling me by the cat's name for three years. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (81392) - you deserved it (3166)

On 03/12/2009 at 10:20pm - animals - by LJ (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my virgin guy friend told me he wanted me to be his first. I'm a guy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (60619) - you deserved it (7577)

On 02/08/2009 at 7:37am - misc - by DC (man) - United States (California)

Today, I fell down the stairs twice. I fell from the top, stopped in the middle, stood up, stepped down one more step, tripped, and fell down the rest of the stairs. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25571) - you deserved it (4449)

On 01/31/2009 at 12:25pm - misc - by Lars - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I had lunch with a couple of my friends and a guy I like. Another guy I have a crush on came and ate with us too. After lunch, one of the guys I have a crush on told me the other guy I like is sexy. FML

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On 01/15/2009 at 10:07am - love - by dexter - United States (California)



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