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Rairi

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 26 July 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1027
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Rairi : Hi! I'm just a random girl from Finland who loves to play video games on PS3 and many other platforms. I graduated (am I spelling it right?) from art school not too long ago. You could call me laid back person, maybe even little lazy from time to time, and I like to have fun with my buddies. Feel free to send me a message! Oh, and sorry for mispellings and such...

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Today, I decided to go get my hair cut because it was getting a bit long. I told the lady that I wanted it way short and she replied "Why? You will look like a guy sweetie." I am a guy. FML

#5141424
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39958) - you deserved it (6317)

On 09/09/2009 at 12:24am - misc - by theboywithlonghair (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML

#5085622
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33003) - you deserved it (10957)

On 09/06/2009 at 5:09pm - misc - by M.L. (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML

#5085622
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33003) - you deserved it (10957)

On 09/06/2009 at 5:09pm - misc - by M.L. (man) - United States (New York)

Today, whilst on a date I recieved my sixth missed call from my mother. I excused myself and went outside and called her, she and my father wanted to know why I was having dinner and holding hands with another man. It turns out they were also on a date. At the same place. FML

#4950389
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42927) - you deserved it (10762)

On 08/31/2009 at 9:54am - love - by crawfo (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, while laying in bed trying to go to sleep, I listened to the chirping crickets and appreciated how soothing the sounds were. Then I realized I lived on the 8th floor of an apartment building. Turns out my brother's science project got into my room and multiplied... a lot. FML

#4750882
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29657) - you deserved it (1859)

On 08/23/2009 at 12:38am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out why my boyfriend gets so upset when I make jokes about him and his best guy friend being lovers. It's because they are. FML

#4426507
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63022) - you deserved it (8334)

On 08/10/2009 at 12:31pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was putting on my new pair of jeans, when my girlfriend walked in. She found the "XS" size sticker on the side of my pants, held it for a little while then put it on my crotch. She then looked at me, gave a little shrug and half-smile and walked away. FML

#4270687
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44489) - you deserved it (7036)

On 08/04/2009 at 12:15am - love - by just_a_bit_akwRd (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out that bees like to make hives in odd places, like in your vintage car's trunk. I also found out that they don't like it when you break their hive in half when you open the trunk to get out a spare tire. FML

#4260917
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45139) - you deserved it (3723)

On 08/03/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by Stung (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was working on a client's roof. Some neighborhood kids thought it would be hilarious if they knocked over my ladder. I was stuck on this roof in serious heat. I caught the attention of a pedestrian to come to my rescue. It was a little old lady. She gave me the finger and left. FML

#4179768
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48056) - you deserved it (2144)

On 07/31/2009 at 11:14am - misc - by roofer (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my suburban, white boyfriend of two years told me he wanted to tell me something serious. He sat me down, looked me in the eye and said "I want to be gangster." I started laughing thinking he was joking. He was 100% serious. FML

#3600725
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59192) - you deserved it (7111)

On 07/09/2009 at 1:17am - love - by hatboxghost (man) - United States

Today, I met with a friend who had gained some weight since I saw him last. After a friendly hug, I put my hand on his new man boob and, without thinking, left it there way too long. I realized that I was groping him and, in a panic, did the only thing I could think of. I patted it. Twice. FML

#3373378
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15183) - you deserved it (49013)

On 06/30/2009 at 6:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, we spread my uncle's ashes at my grandparent's house. We were on a hill overlooking a sunset. It was a beautiful ceremony... until the winds changed direction. Our whole family wound up covered in my Uncle. He's still stuck in my hair. FML

#3078686
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48235) - you deserved it (3542)

On 06/21/2009 at 12:23am - misc - by Lee (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, it was my 18th birthday. I got one thing: a fancy electric toothbrush from my little sister. I would say I'm happy to have something rather than nothing, except, for as long as the toothbrush works, there will be a Hannah Montana concert going on in my mouth. FML

#2935606
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48867) - you deserved it (3700)

On 06/16/2009 at 7:14am - misc - by BirthdayTeeth - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)

Today, I was enjoying some much needed serenity while I ate lunch in an empty park. To my surprise, an older, clean cut man in a suit sits on the bench next to me. Without saying a word, he unleashes the most foul of farts I've ever witnessed, gets up, gives me a nod and leaves. FML

#2932416
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72460) - you deserved it (5365)

On 06/16/2009 at 2:15am - misc - by Tim (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was on the bus when my crush told me to come and sit with him. I got all excited, especially when he put his arm around me. He then whispered in my ear "Hey, is your friend over there single?" FML

#2761787
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46500) - you deserved it (2727)

On 06/09/2009 at 11:34pm - love - by vishurricanes (man) - United States (Florida)



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