Bitch pleasee..I'm from California! All the Cool Kids live in California. The K.K.K. The.Kool.Kids.Klan. I love Sarah, Gray, Kyra, Holleigh, Kendall, Raina, Grace, Serena, Kirsten, JOE, Jade, Jules, Syd, Reagan, Justin, Martel, Eddie, Valerie, Michaela, Falon, Mady, and Candice. I'm not here to impress or change for anyone. Im not too good for anyone and no one is too good for me. I =] Gray and I are soulmates. I can honestly say I love you.My Life Be Like: Dancing, Yelling, Sitting with Kendall and Falon, longg walks, jumping through stores, leaving notes, threesome parties,rainy days, hugs from Gray, music, LAUGHING, BESTFRIENDS, ALLNIGHTERS, Hotels, beach, walking barfoot, midnight snacks, walking around town, making memories, waltzing, halloween, bowling, hanging with the Idiots, summer nights, piggy rides, texting, sleeping outside, and thats that life I live. This.Is.The.Life.
Today, I spend two hours inside a bar talking about how I never worry about my boyfriend cheating on me when he travels for work. Everyone told me I was lucky to have such a great relationship. When we all decided to go out on the patio for a smoke, we saw him making out with someone else. FML
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On 07/13/2009 at 6:09pm - love - by sykotoaster (man) - United States
Today, I proposed to a girl I'd been in love with for 6 years. I filled the balcony of the building where I'd first laid eyes on her with innumerable roses and, under the starlit sky, I did it. She later posted on facebook 'OMG. This geek I knew from high school did the FUNNIEST thing today'. FML
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On 07/13/2009 at 4:16pm - love - by JackOLantern (man) - Satellite Provider
Today, I went to the mall and had to parallel park. It took me 10 to 12 minutes of maneuvering before I got into the slot. When I turned off the car and got out, there were 8 people laughing hysterically and clapping for me. FML
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On 07/13/2009 at 1:14am - misc - by greek_dancer (woman) - United States
Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML
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On 07/08/2009 at 2:45pm - misc - by AmberKCole (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, the girl I'm secretly in love with, whom I was talking to on msn, told me she'd "brb in 10, no wait 20, oh make that 30 min" depending on her boyfriend's stamina. FML
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On 10/28/2008 at 7:13am - love - by loon - France (Ile-de-France)
Today, after a party, I brought a girl to the flat I share with my 2 best friends. While we are doing it, she asks me "You're not afraid your friends could hear us?". The only answer that spontaneously came out of my mouth: "Don't worry, they're used to it". FML
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On 10/27/2008 at 12:57am - intimacy - by Daemon - France (Ile-de-France)
Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction ? She vomited. FML
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On 10/26/2008 at 10:34pm - love - by alf - France (Ile-de-France)
Today, I went to see a movie with the girl I 've liked for months. After the commercials, she told me she had to go to the ladies room. She never came back. FML
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On 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm - love - by Lo -
Today, I tried to pick up two girls by asking them what time it was. They burst out laughing. FML
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On 10/25/2008 at 12:55pm - love - by SweeT -
Today, I woke up next to a beautiful half naked brunette in my bed. 2 minutes later, my alarm clock woke me up for real. FML
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:27am - love - by Jonathan -
Today, for the first time I sat next to a hot babe. I was feeling nervous, nevertheless, I managed to shyly ask her phone number. It’s only when I arrived back home that I realized there was a digit missing. FML
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:22am - misc - by mehdi-online -
Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction… “I love Los Angeles too!” FML
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - love - by mocass’1 -
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