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About Rainbowbish : Dunno, find out for yourself. Don't be afraid to send me a message and if you're still to scared, my kik is Kissy118. Cheers :P

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Rainbowbish's favorite FMLs

Today, on a first date with a guy, I spilled ice cream all over my pants. He bought me some more, and as I was thanking him, he said, "You've never had a guy treat you right, have you?" I said no and started crying. FML


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On 12/22/2014 at 8:28pm - love - by Soulara89 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She just grabbed the ring and said in a raspy voice, "My precious..." FML


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On 09/02/2014 at 2:58pm - love - by anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my husband yelled from upstairs, "Babe! BABE, COME QUICK!" Terrified that something might have happened to our newborn daughter, I rushed up, only to find out he just wanted to show me that he'd learned how to spin a top on the tip of his penis without it falling. FML


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On 10/05/2013 at 5:28pm - intimacy - by -____- (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my girlfriend said I could only take her virginity while I have a flaccid penis, so I won't hurt her. I get hard from just staring at her covered ass. FML


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On 02/21/2012 at 2:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML


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