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About Rainbowbish : Dunno, find out for yourself. Don't be afraid to send me a message and if you're still to scared, my kik is Kissy118. Cheers :P

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Rainbowbish's favorite FMLs

Today, my mom announced my pregnancy to the entire family via Facebook with the post, "Just went from a MILF to a GILF in one moment of unprotected sex." FML


Today, my husband and I caught our 12-year-old son "experimenting" with a 5-foot tall stuffed Mickey Mouse. He even made sure to rip Mickey's pants off. FML


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On 04/13/2015 at 1:35am - intimacy - by bigmouthedmommy - United States (California)

Today, my mother walked in on me watching porn. As punishment, she sat down and made me watch the rest of it with her as she gave play-by-play commentary. FML


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On 03/05/2015 at 10:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, on a first date with a guy, I spilled ice cream all over my pants. He bought me some more, and as I was thanking him, he said, "You've never had a guy treat you right, have you?" I said no and started crying. FML


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On 12/22/2014 at 8:28pm - love - by Soulara89 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She just grabbed the ring and said in a raspy voice, "My precious..." FML


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On 09/02/2014 at 2:58pm - love - by anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my husband yelled from upstairs, "Babe! BABE, COME QUICK!" Terrified that something might have happened to our newborn daughter, I rushed up, only to find out he just wanted to show me that he'd learned how to spin a top on the tip of his penis without it falling. FML


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On 10/05/2013 at 5:28pm - intimacy - by -____- (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my girlfriend said I could only take her virginity while I have a flaccid penis, so I won't hurt her. I get hard from just staring at her covered ass. FML


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On 02/21/2012 at 2:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML


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