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Rainbowbish

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  • Town/Country : Boston, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 487
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Rainbowbish : Dunno, find out for yourself. Don't be afraid to send me a message and if you're still to scared, my kik is Kissy118. Cheers :P

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Today, I dyed my hair purple. I came out of the salon and a little girl walked past and said, "Wow, you look like a mermaid!", to which her mother quickly said, "No she doesn't, she looks like her parents don't love her." FML

#21463092
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16703) - you deserved it (2787)

On 08/31/2015 at 6:50pm - kids - by laurencoc - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, while I was pulling weeds, my dad thought it would be absolutely hilarious to yell "Hey, son!" then unload his gun at me when I turned around. After I'd screamed like a bitch and pissed myself, he broke down into hysterical laughter and said he'd loaded the gun with blanks. Fuck you, dad. FML

#21462545
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25348) - you deserved it (1936)

On 08/30/2015 at 11:44am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I met my fiancé's much older sister for the first time. Turns out she is actually my old high school English teacher who used to make me cry at least 3 times a week. It's been three hours and I've accidentally called her Miss Willow 4 times and been reduced to tears twice. FML

#21462491
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24201) - you deserved it (2595)

On 08/30/2015 at 8:13am - misc - by Alice (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I found dog poop in my room that had probably been there for days. My girlfriend, who was watching the house, said she didn't realize it was there, because she thought it was the smell of her own farts. FML

#21462289
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18432) - you deserved it (1646)

On 08/29/2015 at 8:06pm - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my brother said he was cleaning his room. When I walked in, he was giving my cousin a blowjob. FML

#21462259
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22025) - you deserved it (1855)

On 08/29/2015 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (West Virginia)

Today, my doctor died. Last week, after a check up I'd had because I was worried about a cough, he told me not to worry because I was as healthy as he was. FML

#21462016
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23206) - you deserved it (1618)

On 08/29/2015 at 4:50am - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I was going down on my boyfriend when he stood up on the bed to get a different experience. I started to get aggressive and pushed him up against the wall. I forgot our bed was on wheels and the bed started sliding away and his body slid down the wall. So much for being sexy. FML

#21461787
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18702) - you deserved it (3516)

On 08/28/2015 at 5:48pm - intimacy - by still laughing (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I decided to give my dog a bath. Instead, my dog gave me a bath. FML

#21461710
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16540) - you deserved it (3061)

On 08/28/2015 at 1:18pm - animals - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to call the doctor regarding my penis. Not because of erectile dysfunction or an erection lasting more than four hours, but because of the multiple fire ant bites I woke up to after falling asleep in my backyard. FML

#21461585
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20263) - you deserved it (3512)

On 08/28/2015 at 2:13am - health - by unsuckable (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, due to medication I am taking that causes constipation, I have become all too accustomed to using a disposable rubber glove to dig crap out of my own butthole. FML

#21461256
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23530) - you deserved it (2053)

On 08/27/2015 at 6:56am - health - by jack - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I had my daughter babysit her 2-year-old brother while I went out with my husband. I told her not to let him out of her sight. She certainly did as I said; when I tuned into our internet-enabled baby monitor, I heard her and some guy having sex in the room. FML

#21460833
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22625) - you deserved it (2346)

On 08/26/2015 at 4:04am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I've reached the point in my life where the "Apply to affected area" label on acne cream essentially means I need to take a bath in the stuff. FML

#21460776
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21327) - you deserved it (1695)

On 08/26/2015 at 12:33am - health - by Whiteheads - United States (Texas)

Today, after coming home from the hospital after I fractured my foot, I fell in the bathroom and dislocated my wrist. The ER doctor couldn't stop laughing. FML

#21460636
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22073) - you deserved it (1784)

On 08/25/2015 at 6:46pm - health - by whovian221b (woman) - United States

Today, I went on a blind date with a friend of a friend. It went okay, so we exchanged numbers. An hour later, he started messaging me, asking for pictures of my poop. What.. the... hell? FML

#21460549
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23379) - you deserved it (1582)

On 08/25/2015 at 2:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was undressing for my girlfriend. I thought I was being all smooth and sexy, until I went to sit on the side of the bed and beckon her over. Instead, I sat heavily on my balls, screamed, then fell off the bed sobbing like a girl. FML

#21460410
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21217) - you deserved it (5401)

On 08/25/2015 at 3:32am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)



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