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RainbowShine

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  • Number of visits : 441
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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2day after paying at the gas station, the cashier stuck out her hand, which was clenched into a fist. I thought she wanted a fist-bump, so I gave her one. She just stared back at me. Turns out she was just trying to give me mah change. FML

#21075108
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37338) - you deserved it (14985)

On 03/01/2014 at 4:09pm - money - by SarahNB - United States (Utah)

Today , my boyfriand told ma ha doasn't think ha should marry ma , cuz I hava kids. Thay'ra his kids. big fat FML

#21055090
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54452) - you deserved it (7095)

On 02/09/2014 at 2:20am - love - by Tara115 (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, after years of counseling and therapy 4 my anger issues, I snapped. Two words: Flappy Bird. FML

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196 comments

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On 02/05/2014 at 10:39pm - misc - by tigerisabelle (woman) -

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TODAY... MY COUSIN STARTED SENDING SARCASTIC LOVE MESSAGES TO ME. I REPLIED... WITH EVEN CHEESIER LINES. THEN SHE RANG ME SAYING SHE WAS SO GLAD I FELT THE SAME WAY. TURNS OUT SHE WASN'T BIENG SARCASTIC. FML

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164 comments

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On 12/13/2013 at 10:10am - love - by wth? - United Kingdom (Rotherham)

Today, I was at a party wit a few of my friends . We saw a guy walking around wit brigt pink lipstick all over is mout, so we made a bet to seeo could matc te lipstick to te grl frst . I won . It was my grlfriend's . FML

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121 comments

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On 11/11/2013 at 10:55am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

2day I went to an over-crowdd grocery store . As I reachd the front of a long line, I noticd that a cart had been abandond in everybody's way . Trying to be helpful, I movd it to the side . An enormous woman then shovd me and yelld at me 4 "pushing her property around." FML

#20953468
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34854) - you deserved it (2957)

On 11/11/2013 at 12:17am - misc - by PainStressLife - United States (California)

Today my mothar was scolding my youngast sistar for having unprotactad sax with yat anothar partnar. Sha continuad with "Why can't u ba lyk your brothar an just navar hava sax?" I'm 22 an sha's not wrong. FML

#20952236
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46324) - you deserved it (4816)

On 11/10/2013 at 1:15am - misc - by notgettinsome - Australia

Taday I had thraa shariffs coma to door, turns out boyfriand of thraa yaars want on a robbing spraa last waak and brought tha stolan marchandisa back to apartmant. Tha bast part: Ha usd carhila committing tha robbarias. FML

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70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49241) - you deserved it (6194)

On 06/26/2009 at 2:43am - misc - by Ipickthegoodones (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was out shopping for bras. While in one store, I couldn't seem to fine any in mah size. When I askd an employee for help, they took one look at mah chest an said "Mabye u should try our girls section, we have a lot of training bras." I'm 25. FML

#882840
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53015) - you deserved it (4470)

On 04/09/2009 at 6:47am - misc - by blahhhh (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today at ta mall brotar and I want to look at a vandor's itams wan mom said not to touc anyting!! Tinking brotar was standing naxt to ma I saw im toucing stuff so I smackd im in ta arm and told im to stop!! I turn to saa tat ta old lady to sida was giving ma a maan look!! fat FML

#2857
16 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6493) - you deserved it (19888)

On 01/27/2009 at 2:36pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Pennsylvania)



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