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RainbowShine
  • Town/Country : somewhere, over the rainbow
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 179
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About RainbowShine : busy travelling the world.

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RainbowShine's favorite FMLs

Today, after paying at the gas station, the cashier stuck out her hand, which was clenched into a fist. I thought she wanted a fist-bump, so I gave her one. She just stared back at me. Turns out she was just trying to give me my change. FML

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62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34070) - you deserved it (13140)

On 03/01/2014 at 4:09pm - money - by SarahNB - United States (Utah)

Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't think he should marry me, because I have kids. They're his kids. FML

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112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49688) - you deserved it (6044)

On 02/09/2014 at 2:20am - love - by Tara115 (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, after years of counseling and therapy for my anger issues, I snapped. Two words: Flappy Bird. FML

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192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42661) - you deserved it (12100)

On 02/05/2014 at 10:39pm - misc - by tigerisabelle (woman) -

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Today, my cousin started sending sarcastic love messages to me. I replied, with even cheesier lines. Then she rang me saying she was so glad I felt the same way. Turns out she wasn't being sarcastic. FML

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167 comments

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On 12/13/2013 at 10:10am - love - by wth? - United Kingdom (Rotherham)

Today, I was at a party with a few of my friends. We saw a guy walking around with bright pink lipstick all over his mouth, so we made a bet to see who could match the lipstick to the girl first. I won. It was my girlfriend's. FML

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122 comments

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On 11/11/2013 at 10:55am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I went to an over-crowded grocery store. As I reached the front of a long line, I noticed that a cart had been abandoned in everybody's way. Trying to be helpful, I moved it to the side. An enormous woman then shoved me and yelled at me for "pushing her property around." FML

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On 11/11/2013 at 12:17am - misc - by PainStressLife - United States (California)

Today, my mother was scolding my youngest sister for having unprotected sex with yet another partner. She continued with, "Why can't you be like your brother and just never have sex?" I'm 22, and she's not wrong. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42354) - you deserved it (4117)

On 11/10/2013 at 1:15am - misc - by notgettinsome - Australia



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