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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 15 December 1992 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 243
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, while at my job, I walked past one of my colleagues who has been sick for the past couple of days. She knows that I'm a tea drinker and asked me for a tea bag. While conversing with her, I handed her one and left. I then later realized that I gave her a condom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7047) - you deserved it (18927)

On 01/20/2010 at 5:38pm - work - by PentiumBawls8 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend informed me that sharing a bed with me was like sleeping with a seizing cat. FML

I agree, your life sucks (15813) - you deserved it (2807)

On 01/13/2010 at 11:27pm - love - by meow (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my mother forwarded me an email my stepdad had sent her because he was annoyed that I left a light on last night. Talk about communication problems. I wonder how I'm going to tell them I'm pregnant. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22348) - you deserved it (4107)

On 01/03/2010 at 5:36am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - South Africa (Western Cape)

Today, I saw a very attractive female police officer while at the DMV. Thinking myself suave, I asked her: "Is it sexual harassment if I tell you how beautiful I think you are, and ask for your phone number?" Apparently it was. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21273) - you deserved it (60697)

On 04/03/2009 at 6:05pm - misc - by ShamedJP (man) - United States (New York)



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