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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 19 December 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5528
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About RainbowHeadache : I'm a new mom & hopefully a bad ass one.
My favorite subjects of study are Forensic Science, Physiology, Parasitology, & Sociology.

I'm a skeptic & I love to ask questions.
I find humor in the tragic.
Romanticism makes me want to punch crotches.
I read manga religiously.
I have a passion for zombies & video games.
Sickening shock/gore movies are spiffy.
Ask me anything you'd like
although that doesn't guarantee that I'll answer it. ;]
P.S. My name's Sally.

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RainbowHeadache's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband got out of the shower, came downstairs naked screaming ''EMBRACE THE HARDNESS!!'' Little did he know, my step mother was sitting right there at the kitchen table. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44861) - you deserved it (5622)

On 04/26/2011 at 1:28pm - intimacy - by Scarlett - United States (Washington)

Today, I tried to spice things up in the bedroom by making love to my husband in a tight leather corset. I ended up passing out. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19437) - you deserved it (37666)

On 04/23/2011 at 4:18pm - intimacy - by purrykitty (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, at work, I spent half an hour trying to convince an elderly customer that no, I wasn't a messenger sent by the devil to take her soul to hell. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34378) - you deserved it (3295)

On 04/20/2011 at 10:15am - work - by rawr -

Today, I used my hair straightener to attempt to straighten my eyelashes and burned my eyelid. I don't know what's sadder, that fact I thought it would be fun, or that I was stupid enough to think I wouldn't hurt myself. FML


I agree, your life sucks (11426) - you deserved it (128799)

On 04/12/2011 at 10:01am - health - by sadcase - Australia

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