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About RainbowHeadache : I'm a new mom & hopefully a bad ass one.
My favorite subjects of study are Forensic Science, Physiology, Parasitology, & Sociology.
I'm a skeptic & I love to ask questions.
I find humor in the tragic.
Romanticism makes me want to punch crotches.
I read manga religiously.
I have a passion for zombies & video games.
Sickening shock/gore movies are spiffy.
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although that doesn't guarantee that I'll answer it. ;]
P.S. My name's Sally.
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Today, I used my hair straightener to attempt to straighten my eyelashes and burned my eyelid. I don't know what's sadder, that fact I thought it would be fun, or that I was stupid enough to think I wouldn't hurt myself. FML
Friday 18 April 2014