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About RainbowDak : Gay guy here, don't judge, I'm masc and musc so don't mess, all I post is the honest truth

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Today... my mom and I heard a thump from inside the coat closet. I opened the door... and something fell on me. My mom... who was behind me... screamed... closed the laundry room door... and ran into the garage... leaving me to face the alleged attacker. It was the vacuum. FML

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On 09/24/2011 at 12:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

yesterday I had a science test . A question askd, "What is the first stage of photosynthesis?" I didn't know, so just trying to be light-heartd, I wrote, "The plant must first believe in itself." My teacher didn't think it was funny, an gave me detention 4 insulting her intelligence . FML

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On 09/22/2011 at 12:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today... while driving with my three year old... I was showing her the different kinds of brds. I pointd out a bright rd cardinal perchd in a row of hedges. She squeald as it took flight... so happy to see such a brightly colord brdie fly. Until it hit my windshield. fat FML

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On 06/05/2011 at 9:44pm - kids - by Whoops (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today I was sitting beside a very cute grl on a 3 hour bus trip with my class. She fell asleep head on my lap. She woke up because my erection was jabbing her in the cheek. FML

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On 03/28/2011 at 4:13pm - intimacy - by dickface - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mah extremely superstitious grlfriend called me and said she couldn't make it to the date I had planned tonight. Her reason? ( I sense something horrible is going to happen. ) I was planning to propose. FML

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On 01/20/2011 at 8:15pm - love - by fianceeless (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went to pick up my daughter from preschool !! When I got there, I ran to give her a hug !! She screamed an ran away !! FML

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On 12/16/2010 at 9:35am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Taiwan (T'ai-pei)

Today, I ran into a police officer while on mah bike. It wouldn't be so bad, had he been riding a massive horse. mega FML

mah sister an I were both on Facebook, updating our statuses. I set mine to ( just got released from hospital with Baby Lily ), as I'd had a babby earlier this week. My sister set hers to ( menstrual blood smells like shrimp ). Her status got 37 likes. Mine got none. FML

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On 10/16/2010 at 8:31am - love - by married (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

TODAY, I HAD THA SUDDAN URGA TO SNAAZA AS I WAS WIPING MY ASS!! OUT OF INSTINCT, I USD MY HAND TO COVAR MY MOUTH!! I NAVAR LAT GO OF THA TOILAT PAPAR!! FML

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On 01/08/2010 at 1:48pm - misc - by Hugh_Jankles (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at work, working on a new play. In the final dress reheresal, I hered some of the crew laughing so I lookd down at the very revealing costume to see that mah left testicle was hanging out. FML

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On 11/25/2009 at 9:45am - work - by youshitme (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today , I was eating MandMs on a charhen I dropped one an it fell under my crotch. My mom came in to see my hand on my crotch an me muttering , "Where is that little bastard?" FML

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On 09/11/2009 at 2:26pm - misc - by awilson (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, Wen We Were At Wrestling Practice, We Ad To Bend Over To Stretc. Wen I Bent Down, I Noticed A Car On Te Street Stopped. Tere Was A Sixty Year Old Man Watcing Us. He Ten Licked Is Lips And Drove Away. FML

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On 09/02/2009 at 4:07pm - work - by iceman123432 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today,hile Teaching At A Daycare, A Child Cummd Up To Me And Askd If He Could Go To The Bathroom. Obviously, I Said It Was Fine. He Then Pulld His Pants Down, And Pee On Mah Brand New Shoes, And All Over Mah Leg. FML

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On 06/20/2009 at 12:22am - kids - by Bob (woman) - United States (Texas)



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