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RainbowAlpaca
  • Town/Country : Wilmington, NC, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 11 October 1997 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 145
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About RainbowAlpaca : Not a normal teenage girl. I enjoy reading FMLs as it puts a smile on my face. I also love to laugh so I'm on here often, rarely commenting but I am reading! :)

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Today, I was typing up a love letter on my computer. A sexual love letter. I was in a classroom, I'm the teacher, I'm gay, and my love letter showed up on the tv screen while my 7th grade students were taking a test. It was up on the screen for 15 minutes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (60550) - you deserved it (262543)

On 03/01/2009 at 4:08am - intimacy - by Sad (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 2 hours with my boyfriend and the guy that I have been secretly having an affair with for 6 months. FML

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On 02/02/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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