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Today, I shut my finger in the car door. The door locked. Then I dropped the keys on the ground and couldn't reach them. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33644) - you deserved it (2844)

On 05/06/2012 at 12:09am - health - by catherineratley - United States (Illinois)

Today, I decided to look at the pictures my mom took during my birthday a couple of weeks ago. Every single one is of my sister. Her lighting the candles, her watching me open presents, and her eating cake. The only pictures of me are in the background. FML


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On 05/03/2012 at 7:35pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)

Today, I was so bored that I spent two hours researching the history of spoons. FML


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On 03/17/2012 at 11:53am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I downloaded an application that notifies me when my phone is fully charged. I had no idea how it actually functions, but I plugged the charger in and went to bed. A couple of hours later, I woke up to a man's voice screaming, "I can't take it anymore!" I nearly wet myself. FML


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On 03/03/2012 at 8:55am - misc - by scaredshitless (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today, my grandma seemingly decided that it was a really nice day to put my cat in the dryer. FML


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On 02/28/2012 at 7:46am - animals - by JeffeeBojangles - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to the store to buy groceries. I didn't care how I looked, so I wore an old shirt that said, "Thousands of my potential children died on your daughter's face last night." I ran into my girlfriend's parents at the store. FML


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On 05/24/2009 at 3:50pm - misc - by helloitsbrian6969 (man) - United States (Florida)

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