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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 27 June 1989 (26 years)
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  • Number of visits : 989
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Ragnir : It's funny to laugh at the misfortune of others until life decides to pick on you next... Sucks but what can you do?

I generally check FML on my iPhone, and usually only check FML when I am bored. I also like to check it early in the morning when I eat breakfast, its a weird combination to eat breakfast and read FML but its a fun way to start things off. I'm generally a pretty humble person, I really could careless about a lot of things unless its important or it really bothers me. I like to have a good time, and be myself. If theres anything wrong with that then I accept and respect that, being honest and real seems to be a rare trait anyways.

If you're bored or need someone to talk to feel free to fire me a message, I will most likely fire one back.

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Today, I was waiting to speak to a customer service salesman in a store. To pass time, I was playing with a rubber band. The rubber band shot off and hit the salesman smack in the face. FML


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