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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 16 February 1988 (27 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 719
  • Number of comments : 170
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About RageWolf16 : If you're here because I made a rude comment, I'm probably just having a bad day because I'm generally a nice person I'm just very stubborn and opinionated

Also I'm not actually 26

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Today, my teacer took my test along wit anoter student's and gave us bot a zero. Wy? Because we bot ave colds soen we breate troug our nose it makes a sniffle noise. Se tougt we were using a secret code to communicate by sniffling. mega FML

#21380083
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36217) - you deserved it (2226)

On 03/23/2015 at 11:43am - misc - by Mr. Sniffles - United States (Ohio)

Today, I Baked A Cake 4 When Mum Cummed Home. I Did Everything I Needed To Do An Put It In The Oven, Set The Timer An Went To Do Some Things Around The House. When Mum Cummed Home, She Asked Y There Was A Uncooked Cake Mix Sitting In The Oven. I Forgot To Turn The Oven On. Real FML

#21376702
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25849) - you deserved it (7882)

On 03/17/2015 at 10:12pm - misc - by non-baker - Australia (Victoria)

Today , mah boyfriend was pleasuring me with his hands. After two years of being together , he was finally about to make me orgasm 4 the frst time by himself. Just as I was reaching mah peak , he orgasmd at the thought of finishing me off and stoppd. FML

#21367801
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41027) - you deserved it (3438)

On 03/04/2015 at 2:55am - intimacy - by Highnapple - Canada (Ontario)

YESTERDAY, WHILE WALKING OUT OF A STORE EATING A CANDY BAR, A HOMELESS MAN TRIED TO RUN UP AND STEAL CANDY . I STUCK A LEG OUT AND TRIPPED HIM . THE ONLY THING I COULD THINK OF TO YELL AT HIM WAS, "SWIPER NO SWIPING" . MY KIDS HAVE RUINED COOLNESS . FML

#21366982
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9) - you deserved it (8)

On 03/02/2015 at 11:57pm - misc - by Dad (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, mah fiancé and I were having sex in the early hours of the morning!! He said "Morning sex is the best thing to wake up to." Without thinking, I responded "Yeah, unless you're in prison." He lost his erection due to laughing so hard and now can't look at me without laughing!! FML

#21262210
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41707) - you deserved it (11635)

On 09/21/2014 at 1:11am - intimacy - by RuinedTheMood (woman) - United States (Texas)

2DAY I ASKD MA DAD TO TAKE ME TO TE STORE SO I COULD GET SOME FEMININE YGIENE PRODUCTS. WEN WE GOT TERE, E WENT RUNNING DOWN TE AISLE YELLING, "HELP! MY DAUGTER'S BLEEDING TO DEAT! WERE'RE TE TAMPONS?!" FML

#21261392
80 comments

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On 09/19/2014 at 6:38pm - health - by tbree - United States (California)

Taday It's Mah Fourth Day Of Mah Trip To The USA. I've Actually Started Keeping Count Of The Number Of Times People Get Confused Cuz I Was Born In South Africa And Yet Am Not Black. Current Count: 9. Big Fat FML

#21245756
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42459) - you deserved it (3802)

On 08/26/2014 at 12:22pm - misc - by WTF, guys? - United States (California)

Today, I was scrubbing ta bloody aftarmat of a succassful mousa trap off of my stova wit an old tootbrus. Aftar a faw good scrubs, out of abit I puttad ta tootbrus in my moutila I turnad on ta watar. FML

Today , some alarm , somewere in ma ouse , is making a low battery noise. I've cecked every smoke detector multiple times , an I can't find it. It as been ours. I'm not sure if its still doing it or if te sound as just invaded ma brain. fat FML

Today.. . I finally worked up the guts to add the guy I like on Facebook . To make it less obvious.. . I added 15 other people as well . Everyone added me back.. . except him . mega FML

#21125472
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yesterday mah overly-attachd 14-year-old cat wantd attention while I was in a heatd Skype argument with mah girlfriend. Workd up from the fight, I raisd mah voice and said, "Not now, go away!" He ran to his little bd, had a heart attack and did. I was a complete dick to mah cat in his last moments. FML

#21108570
360 comments

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On 04/09/2014 at 2:40pm - animals - by Brody89 (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my girlfriend an I were quite drunk while we were fooling around on the couch, when I decided I wanted to lose my virginity to her!! I was two thrusts in when she burst out laughing!! Looking down, I realized I was between her cheeks an the couch cushion!! I lost my virginity to her couch!! mega FML

#21053213
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52661) - you deserved it (18592)

On 02/07/2014 at 9:18am - intimacy - by Unknown - United States (Iowa)

Today, I was searched an questioned at the arport fir having an apple !! FML

#20971832
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38735) - you deserved it (4338)

On 11/26/2013 at 9:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today my mothar was scolding my youngast sistar for having unprotactad sax with yat anothar partnar. Sha continuad with "Why can't u ba lyk your brothar an just navar hava sax?" I'm 22 an sha's not wrong. FML

#20952236
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46324) - you deserved it (4816)

On 11/10/2013 at 1:15am - misc - by notgettinsome - Australia

yesterday I was in my room playing with my pet. I told my snake, "Who needs friends when I have you?" Through the wall I hered my nieghbors say, "You do." I've never met my nieghbors. FML

#20949324
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40636) - you deserved it (8202)

On 11/07/2013 at 6:08pm - misc - by Where is the faith in Humanity - United States (Washington)



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