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by TuteSweet / 08/12/2011 at 2:17am / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
by soccerbuddyz / 08/03/2011 at 12:04am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to El Pollo Loco for the $10.00 special. I ordered from the pimple-faced kid at the register, pulled out two fives, and he said, "That'll be 9.70, I gave you the senior discount." I'm 10 years away from that. Thank you? FML
by Not That Old / 07/28/2011 at 12:22am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Bill Harrison / 07/19/2011 at 11:19am / United States / Work
by hatelife / 06/14/2011 at 2:37pm / United States (Ohio) / Love
Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML
by Danielle / 06/06/2011 at 3:00pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by kyle / 06/05/2011 at 3:00am / United States (Ohio) / Health
Today, I went out with my best friend and her hot brother. Upon our exit out of the restaurant I walked right into the glass door and rebounded back off it. The whole restaurant was silent as I shamefully walked out only to trip on the curb outside. FML
by Anonymous / 05/21/2011 at 10:18am / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
by Mel / 05/07/2011 at 6:27pm / United States (New Jersey) / Health
Today, my wife and I were planning our nursery for our future child. She said that we'd be painting it pink either way. I asked what would happen if we had a boy. She said "Oh, he'll be gay" with a menacing glare. I'm worried. FML
by Worried / 04/16/2011 at 6:59am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/04/2011 at 2:15am / Mozambique (Maputo) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/22/2011 at 10:59am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I started lessons on snowboarding. As soon as I got to the top of the hill, my instructor pushed me saying, "Just believe, it'll come to you!" He said this just before I hit a tree, breaking my nose. FML
by Anonymous / 02/27/2011 at 12:07am / United States (Massachusetts) / Health
Today, scarcely having time to look at myself, I quickly got dressed and went to work. Only when I got there and saw my reflection in the bathroom mirror did I notice that the colour and detail of my black lacy bra could easily be seen. I work for a construction company. Full of men. FML
by Anonymous / 02/07/2011 at 2:57pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Work
by Anonymous / 01/06/2011 at 11:46am / United Kingdom (Aberdeen City) / Miscellaneous