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RaesLilly
  • Town/Country : Las Vegas, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 20 April 1995 (19 years)
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Today, during my choral concert, I was helping turn the pages for the pianist who was accompanying the singers. In the middle of the song, one of the pages slipped and fell into his crotch area. In a panic, I frantically reached to grab the music. Well, I grabbed something. It wasn't the music. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34818) - you deserved it (10929)

On 03/04/2009 at 11:29pm - misc - by a person - United States (California)

Today, I was debating weed legalization in drug awareness. I was thoroughly unleashing arguments: how marijuana turns normal citizens into criminals, how the government spends billions to enforce drug laws, when I lost my train of thought. My teacher grinned saying, "My point exactly." FML

Today, I borrowed a van to move some of my furniture. I wasn't used to the brakes so when I stopped at a red light, I pretty much ended up in the cross walk. Suddenly I heard a loud thud at the side of the van. I turned to see what idiot would walk into a van. It was a blind man. FML

#174723
41 comments

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On 03/01/2009 at 8:09pm - misc - by jazojigga (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was pissing in a urinal and I had the urge to sneeze. Unable to hold it, I sneezed and hit my head on a metal beam supporting the urinal. In complete disarray, I had to step back from the urinal while pissing and managed to spray the floor, the wall, and the person next to me. FML

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On 02/24/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by iliketurtles (man) - United States (California)

Today, I saw my friend across campus, and I decided that I wanted to play a trick on her and scare her from behind. Turns out, I scared a complete stranger with really bad panic induced asthma. FML

#59474
11 comments

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On 02/17/2009 at 3:25am - misc - by boo! (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I called my dad to inform him I was coming home from college for the weekend. Expecting him to be excited, he responded with "why?" This weekend was my birthday. FML

#16023
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On 02/08/2009 at 9:32pm - misc - by seb21 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my wife left me the following voicemail: “Alex, last night was amazing. You took me to places I’ve never been to before. I can’t wait to see you tonight after work.” My name is Rob. We haven’t had sex in two years. FML

#9051
90 comments

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On 02/05/2009 at 2:57am - intimacy - by Barrel - United States (Missouri)

Today, I found FML for the first time in class, and literally laughed out loud in the middle of the lecture in front of 200 classmates. Today's lecture? The cruelties of slavery. FML

#6752
42 comments

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On 02/03/2009 at 5:55pm - work - by kprice6 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I woke up and I'm still in the Marine Corps. FML

#2960
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On 01/28/2009 at 4:24am - work - by carboat - United States (California)

Today, I had a dream that I was 25, unemployed, living with my parents, and still completely in love with someone who no longer feels the same way about me. Oh wait... it wasn't a dream. FML

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42 comments

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On 01/19/2009 at 11:23pm - misc - by HeadTrauma - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I was hanging out with a couple of friends and one of them tells a funny story about how he filled a condom with syrup and put it in his friend's mouth while he was asleep. Me with my big mouth starts to say, "Condoms taste na--" and stopped myself as everyone started laughing at me. FML

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On 01/15/2009 at 7:39pm - misc - by jen - United States (Arkansas)

Today, the only cute girl in my office made fun of me because I'm 27 and bring fruit cups with my lunch. FML

#1197
78 comments

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On 01/15/2009 at 6:36am - love - by liltravol23 - United States (Georgia)

Today, I heard my next door neighbour screaming as if someone was trying to slice her throat. Her window was open. Intrigued, I went onto my balcony and asked if everything was okay, and if she needed anything. She and her boyfriend shout back in unison: "We're F*ing, go away". FML

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33 comments

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On 11/27/2008 at 3:52am - intimacy - by ehbe - Sent from mobile version



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